you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

When they say Dick Grayson family move was the Quadruple flip they mean this trick:

(Video from Cirque du Soleil's instagram)

gabbois

she has a flower for you!

☠ ― Send "🌷" and the MUSE will tell you whatever the hell they want.

(Alternatively, send 'muse musings!' if you cannot see the emoji. Based on this meme.)

One of my kids took a picture of me while I was at a fundraiser, I looked pretty annoyed. A rare Bruce angry moment.

((No ooc reblogs. Do not reblog personal/non-rp blogs. I accidentally deleted the original trying to reblog it.))

One of my kids snapped a picture of me annoyed at a fundraiser haha. Figured I'd share it here as well.

He has such a kissable face! @tally-whacker

also im having baby yay :]

the eye bags are gucci

trampstamp me cap'n - bruciesboydickie

@bruciesboydickie :]

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

I need more fits like this one.

Nice!

men in tiny little crop tops.

richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process