ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

captain picker isgonna finger himself

i love products that make up words that sound like they could've come from tumblr

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

Ran up to take a picture of this person's car and ummmm they were still.in their car. And it was #awkwardddd

Coming back to this site after years away feels like I’m a retired scientist returning to a Petri dish I abandoned decades ago to see the bacteria have survived, despite all odds, and have taken new and impossible shapes that I could never have imagined

SHE SAID. BITCH.

little german boy is so powerful like he has no face no physical character but we all know his voice and personality.....hes like the holy spirit

newton just created a 4th law

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

summarise black mirror to me

prince charles if you’re reading this there will never be a funnier time to die than right now