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brookreader · 15 hours
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Sucking dick like I suck the salt grains out of crackers
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brookreader · 15 hours
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Greater Camelot Area Polycule
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brookreader · 2 days
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Alleged A-Listers: Arthur, Bedivere, Gawain, Guinevere, Isolde of Ireland, Kay, Lancelot, Morgan le Fay, Tristan
Castle Staff: Baldwin, Bedivere, Dagonet, Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr, Kay, Lucan, and Taliesin
Conspirators: Agravaine, Astamore, Colgrevance, Curselaine, Florence, Galleron, Gingaline, Gromer Somer Jour, Lovel, Mador, Melion, Meliot, Mordred, and Petipas 
Cornwall Gang: Brangaine, Dinadan, Gouvernail, Isolde of Ireland, Palamedes, and Tristan
Morally Dubious Sorceress Squad: the Lady of Avalon, Morgan le Fay, the Queen of Norgales, and Sebile
The Grail Four: Bors, Galahad, the Grail Heroine, and Percival
Survivors of Camlann: Bedivere, Cynwyl Sant, Griflet, Kay?, Lucan, Morvran, Sanddef
Those Who Troll King Mark: Agravaine, Brandiles, Dagonet, Dinadan, Griflet, Mordred, Ozana le Cure Hardy, Uwaine les Aventurous
Vowtakers: Arthur, Baldwin, Gawain, and Kay
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brookreader · 2 days
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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brookreader · 2 days
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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.
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brookreader · 2 days
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tragic fictional siblings... save me...
tragic fictional siblings
save me tragic fictional siblings
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brookreader · 2 days
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In the end, if children bother you for sensory reasons and that's why you don't want them to be in the same public spaces as you, there are disabled adults who can and would cause the same sensory issues for you. Adults who are loud, who vocally stim, who have poor boundaries, poor hygiene, who cry in public, etc etc etc. And they're already socially ostracized for all of this.
So actually yeah, it's the bare minimum you can do for the group with the least human rights on the planet to figure out how to accept children as part of your public community without hating them for it, even if you are child-free yourself.
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Hiii :) Well, I’m alive and moving forward! College, my goodness, college. Looking a bit at CS stuff again when I have some spare moments. And yourself?
Belaaaa hi :3
BROOK! HELLO! :’D how are you my love?! I’ve missed you so so much 🫶🫶
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brookreader · 2 days
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fucked up that we say polymechs and not polycrewl. it's like 3 puns in one. polycrew cause they're a crew that's poly. crewl because they've described each other as cruel before (really the atrocities aren't as cruel as depriving them of the ability to commit atrocities, they need the enrichment, but. y'know). and polycrewl so it sounds closer to polycule
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brookreader · 2 days
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You could say I have a very selective memory. However I am NOT the one doing the selecting.
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brookreader · 3 days
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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brookreader · 4 days
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Raphaella, walking into the room: What the fuck!
Marius: why do you never say 'good morning' to me anymore :(
Raphaella: Because you always do something that makes me say 'what the fuck' first. Why is the kitchen on fire??
The Toy Soldier: ...We Made Pancakes?
this is so my mother coded, she burnt pancakes real bad once
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brookreader · 4 days
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Got some good shit from my writing today:
Lyf: “Marius, would you stop"
Marius: *persistent and leaning in* “Did it hurt?” 
Lyf: “Pardon?”
Marius: “Did it hurt?"
Lyf: “When?”
Marius: “When you fell.”
Lyf: “From?”
Marius: “Heaven.”
Lyf: “You-”
Marius: “Yes?”
Lyf: “I’m this close-”
Marius: “To gracing me with your heavenly lips?”
Lyf: *slightly frustrated but amused sigh*
IM SONBING HALEOP (I can’t fuckieng spel rn went toe a weedineg last night)
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brookreader · 5 days
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how to write creepy stories
over describe things
under describe things
short sentences in rapid succession build tension
single sentence paragraphs build dread
uncanny valley = things that aren't normal almost getting it right
third person limited view
limited expressions
rot, mold, damage, age, static, flickering, espsecially in places it shouldn't be
limited sights for your mc - blindness, darkness, fog
being alone - the more people there are, the less scary it is
intimate knowledge, but only on one side
your reader's imagination will scare them more than anything you could ever write. you don't have to offer a perfectly concrete explanation for everything at the end. in fact, doing so may detract from your story.
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