I have too much time on my hands

Ready or not.

They’ve started to torture the captives.

I have reblogged this because I am now enrolled in the Skeleton War. I must fight in the battle against the fuckboys. I tear my skin off and show off the skeleton I truly am. I will report for duty at 0000 hours, October 1st, 2015. The battle begins then. Prepare yourselves, young skeletons. The war will end 0000 hours, November 1st. Be safe, be spooky.

Training for the commencement of the 2015 skeleton war has begun.

when you leave a store without buying anything

19 Things You Won’t Believe People In This World Actually Do

Ok, so here’s personal story time.

I went to Disney World Magic Kingdom today wearing this pink and white sun dress and my hair was in soft curls. My hair is sort of long, but you can’t really tell that from the picture.

Anyway, we were walking around for a little while, and then this mother walked up to me holding her daughter’s hand. At first I kind of got nervous because I don’t just get randomly talked to on the norm. But then the mother kind of embarrassingly said “I don’t mean to bother you dear, but my daughter here has been asking me non stop since she’s seen you if you were Sleeping Beauty and if it’s your day off.”

Ok, now I do not look like any Disney Princess. So I assumed she only thought this because of my hair and dress (I would imagine if Sleeping Beauty were walking around Disney in the summertime on her day off she would wear a pink sun dress. Or blue lol).

I looked down at the daughter, who was wearing a Sleeping Beauty kids dress and she was kind of hiding behind her mom and smiling. So instead of telling her no, this is what I did:

I bent down to my knees so I could be on her level and I said, “Oh Princess, you must have just woken up for behaving so silly. Obviously you are Princess Aurora, aren’t you?” I pointed to her dress. “It really is an honor to meet you. You’re my favorite Disney Princess.” By now she was giggling and moving out from behind her mom. “But I have to warn you. I heard that an evil sorceress is out to get you, so be careful. Make sure you be safe and stay away from spinning wheels!” I looked up at the girl’s mother who had the biggest smile on her face. “Ok Princess, you better get back to running the kingdom. And remember to always keep dreaming!” The girl then gave me a hug. When they were walking away the mother turned back to me and I noticed her eyes were watery. She mouthed “thank you”.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, gave me the most satisfying feeling I have ever had.

What the FUCK is this

Our little glamour girl, Devi the hippo calf, is gracing this month’s cover of ZOONOOZ. Check it out.

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From Peter Kaaden‘s series Zuh Nah

Fun fact my boyfriend plays this game called Magic the gathering at this comic book store and I started going with him and we noticed that the other guys started saying really sexist and offensive things around me since I’m the only girl so he immediately took me home and taught me how to play so now I go there to play and beat all of them.