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“We’re not gonna second guess shit, we got this.”
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HIATUS NOTICE!
now i know i never rly did much on this blog but .. .. shshshsh.
basically i have too many active blogs currently, and due to a
lack of motivation (and muse) for this one ---
i’ve decided to put it on hiatus.
i don’t know when i’ll be back --- but i do know that i’m not deleting.
and if any of you want to find me i’ll be here at markiballs or
on my skype!!!
thanks for understanding ily all! <3
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thewebcrawler:
❝ don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞
❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞
❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞
❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞
❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞
❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞
❝ yeah – whinge, whinge! you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞
❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞
❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞
❝ oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞
❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞
❝ woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞
❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞
❝ I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞
❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed! ❞
❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞
❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞
❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞
❝ don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞
❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞
❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞
❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool
before you jumped into it, huh? ❞
things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences
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[ Text; ] 99% of those are shit
out of context text meme; accepting!
[ text; Jardan ] Ex-fucking-scuse[ text; Jardan ] Fite me
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[ Text ] yeah i'm fighting grass outside at 1 am because i want to know what it's like to fly
out of context text meme; accepting!
[ text; Mark ] Mark wtf are you drunk or something?
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The 16th (gif/icon) in your folder is your muse's reaction to realizing that they’re gay.
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-licks Felix's palm-
‘’ what. the. fuck. that is just disgusting. ‘’
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sparklcz:
✰ Pewds ✰
“Look– All I’m saying is that I could totally wreck you at Mario Kart, dude. There’s no need to get all defensive because you’re bad.”
‘’ okay, okay ---- no. i’m obviously the BEST
mario karter ---- mario kartist ?? -- fucking
whatever it’s called, and if you challenge me
you’re going down, okay. ‘’
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internet-suppxrt-grxup:
“Hello Internet!
This is the Internet Support Group
give it all!”
#I'm such a slut for Dan and this person plays them RLY well and heir blog is awesome so please check them out#promo; mobile.
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I will only accept anon hate in surfer dude speech
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the fuck is happening on my dash jfc
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Sonic, you suck dick
brofiists (via sparklcz)
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out of context text meme
[ Text ] i'm going to get a ditto and name it dildo tbh
[ Text ] oh dear god
[ Text ] yeah i'm fighting grass outside at 1 am because i want to know what it's like to fly
[ Text ] i'm too tired to write no fuck off
[ Text ] i'm satan i know everything d u h
[ Text ] you were blessed by nobody
[ Text ] i can't fite u because they're too op
[ Text ] can you put lettuce porn on there?
[ Text ] rip applebottom u will be missed
[ Text ] I need to 1v1 the grass
[ Text ] i'm actually dead
[ Text ] i feel like that grandma who goes "it's been eighty four years"
[ Text ] i literally have no memory of this
[ Text ] it's only one
[ Text ] ok i remember now omfg
[ Text ] go fuck urself eyes
[ Text ] 10/10 would meme again
[ Text ] out of context shithole
[ Text ] i am most creative when it's after midnight
[ Text ] i don't really care if you do or not tbh
[ Text ] 99% of those are shit
[ Text ] come tomorrow i'll forget what i said anyway
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looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: yamimash
looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: jacksepticeye
looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: markiplier
looks(?) like she could kill you and could actually kill you: therpgminx
sweet sinnamon roll: pewdiepie
#accurate#👊 ‖ ◜POODS; ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉᵈ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ⋅◝#👊 ‖ ◜JACK; ˡᵘᶜᵏ ᵒ' ᵗʰᵉ ᶤʳᶤᶳʰ⋅◝#👊 ‖ ◜MINX; ᵐᶤᶰˣʸᵐᵒᵒ⋅◝#👊 ‖ ◜YAMI; ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵉᵃ⋅◝#👊 ‖ ◜MARK; ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶳᵠᵘᶤʳʳᵉˡᶳ⋅◝
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dragon-memes:
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“Excuse you?”
“I could do that, but “could” doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
“Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.”
“Fill a cup with your tears so I can drink them. Gotta keep hydrated.”
“I’m sorry, was I talking to you? The answer is no.”
“You couldn’t train a rock, much less a pet.”
“You couldn’t land a hit on a mountain.”
“Isn’t it past your bedtime, brat?”
Sass Starters!
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rageblooded:
I want to make this known; it’s OKAY to flirt with my muse, it’s okay to say flirty things to them, yes, they may not react to it, they may not respond to it positively, but know as a mun I’m 100% OKAY with it. Especially if my muse is clearly attractive appearance wise, go ahead, flirt with them, if my muse is your muse’s type, it’s okay to flirt, we don’t have to be shipping, we don’t ever have to ship to have you flirt with my muse; I WON’T think you’re pushing a ship on me either. But I just feel that some people are scared to have their muse be flirty to another because we as muns might take it the wrong way.
I’m not saying this goes for everyone, but I’m letting you know that it doesn’t make me uncomfortable and I’m fine with it.
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