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I can’t lose him! He’s my friend.

I love shipping names

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Reblog if you are a Doitsu

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

srs history part 2

[16:59:57] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: ermmahgerd semmelweiss wtf r u doin with that soap >:?

[17:00:18] Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis: it's called sanitation #getwiththeprogram

[17:00:56] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: u don't need sanitiattrtion if u hav god's love #god4u

[17:01:02] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: *sanitacion

[17:01:05] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: *sanitation

[17:01:22] Ignaz Philipp Semmelweis: #lookslikewegotabadassoverhere who can't even spell lol

[17:02:13] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: whuteva i burn books #yolo

[17:02:32] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: did u name an elementt????? i think not unu

[17:02:40] Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim: LOL

And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative.

srs history

Hear me out, guys.

What if for Hetalia Season 5 they changed the intro to this?

i love how everyone’s flippin out over romania and he doesn’t even move or blink or anything in that shothe could be a cardboard cutout there  you just don’t know 

KICK IT BARACK - MC DAVE STRIDER

DAVE: (just dropped that shit like a bad phone connection)  DAVE: (i put gravity in charge of its downward direction)  DAVE: (unfettered descents what it considers perfection)  DAVE: (shit thinks of the ground and it gets an erection)  DAVE: (best hope its carpet bound in its downward spiral)  DAVE: (cause linoleums frowned on, met with an eyeroll)  DAVE: (landin on grass is just the course that its par for)  DAVE: (but hardwood fuckin floors what its woods gettin hard for)  DAVE: (guess i should mention stead a motherfuckin hardons)  DAVE: (how my motherfuckin french could use a presidential pardon) DAVE: (KICK IT BARACK)  DAVE: (heres where obamas rap solo comes in)  DAVE: (no but how dope would that be!)  DAVE: (oh fuck me that would own) 

when anime characters dont have that sparkle in their eye they look stoned

theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson 

today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination” and shes like “you mean colour is a pigment of the imagination”

but instead of laughing and saying SONYA! everyone just kinda mutters her name under their breath like god damn it sonya not again