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if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The brunette thinks “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.”
The Frenchman thinks “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
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i hate that opening other peoples mail is illegal. I wanna see
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I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
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*writes you a love letter*
*you can't read my shitty handwriting*
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Change is nature, the part we can influence. And it all starts when we decide.
Ratatouille (2007) dir. Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava
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my blog truly reflects my life.. inconsistent.. disorganised… annoying
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i wish my room was like a cartoon mouses but scaled up. like i got a tuna can bed, big yarn spool i sit on. newspaper that says "MOUSE DAILY"
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