HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
FUCK YOU ENGLAND
THANKS FOR THE HELP, SUGAR DADDY FRANCE
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I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”
and then suddenly this happened
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I relate to this on a spiritual level
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necromancy is just turning it off and turning it on again
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“tag urself” lmao
So this was like the cutest request I’ve gotten so far, but here’s “Hetalia but Birbs”
Also click it for better quality!!
Reblog with your birb ^^^^ <3
Are you a…
Italybird:
- happy go lucky
- runs instead of flying
- afraid of heights
Germanhawk:
- doesn’t squawk
- hates being ruffled
- talons wILL KILL YOU
Japanbird:
- silent 24/7
- secretly plotting the end of the world
- likes sunflower seeds
Birdtain
- thinks they’re a mighty falcon, but is actually a pigeon
- never takes off their hat
- will peck if annoyed
Freedombirb:
- very loud
- memes
- will eat just about anything with ketchup on it
Francebird:
- beautiful hair
- goes through S/O’s like water
- mating dances are their forte
Russiaowl:
- will stare at you sleep
- smiles when happy, also smiles when pissed
- slowly tears their prey apart limb bY LIMB-
Chinabird:
- uses chopsticks for everything
- mom friend
- feeds babies first
Canadabird:
- rarely seen
- polite on everyone’s behalf
- eats Freedombird’s leftovers
Birdenmark:
- loud, but only to get the first serving of food
- so innocent, literal cottonball, must be protected
- is actually the hidden hulk of the group
Norwaybird:
- will bite upon eye contact
- eats fishes whole
- just wants a friend really
Indiabird:
- actual definition of fabulous
- definitely not straight
- eats everything with fancy leaves on it
Romanobird:
- unapologetically bitchy
- 4'11" but will fight you
- just a really fat, cute, squishy marshmallow
Spainbird:
- highkey gay
- has the best butt/tail feathers
- usually chill but terrifying when angry
Prussiabird:
- awesome
- so awesome they have a lil yellow side chick
- probably extinct
- just kidding they’re that dependable friend
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