interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

when you have this amazing story in your head and you see it and know it to be beautiful so you try to write it and it comes out just, wrong. Yeah.

what do you mean normal people don’t get physically sick when they’re stressed out or when someone is mad at them

does anyone like this musical i am in love with marty mcfly

imagine you have squirrels in your pants and instead of helping you, a bunch of strangers start spitting absolute bars about it and making your pain into a breakdance. i’d be inconsolable.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

this image is insane what is he doing there

Does anyone else also have a default fandom or interest that you're just automatically returned to whenever you lose all your hyperfixations

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

A collection of Crowleys have slithered this way

he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

WHO GOT CAUGHT!?

Getting in a fight with Data would be the worst because he’d be so polite and sweet while effortlessly turning you into a pulp.

I also think he’d use advanced martial arts.

had a dream where i logged in to ao3 and saw this

so i'm manifesting it for every author who sees this

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