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heavensward really has all types of elves good boy, feral, and bishonen
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Most Huggable Job Trainer (Melee DPS)
Okay, I added Karasu for the funsies, but I'm still not putting Estinien on this thing.
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The Dangers of Fucking Voidsent
It is time kids. Gather round yonder camp fire, decimated giant chickens, or Garlean wreckage and let me alert you to the latest plague sweeping our great nation. Sex with Voidsent.
Now I know what you’re thinking. “Hey, I’m safe! I use protection. I’ve set up wards!” WRONG! No matter how well protected you think you are having sex with a voidsent can be as dangerous as stinking your dick in ceruleum. (Please do not stick your dick in ceruleum)
The youth of this nation seem to think hey, that sexy two thousand year old succubus living in some poor dead woman’s body is giving me bedroom eyes. Perhaps this is my chance to finally do the nasty! NO! YOU WOULD BE WRONG! THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT SUCCUBUS! First of all this is bordering on what we would call necrophilia since in order for a Succubus to manifest in this world they would have to inhabit the body of a dead person.
“But Doctor Ozerov, she is dead she isn’t using that body anymore! You must be some Nald’Thal worshiping loser!”
NO! I simply consider this quite unhygienic and a little rude to say the least.
Voidsent are alien entities who do not feel the same way we do. You may put your feelings on them but they cannot feel the same way about you. When you have sex with a Voidsent you are sticking your bits in or around another person’s bits who is being piloted by an entity from another dimension WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL-ish thing.
So the next time you see that purple eyed monster looking you up and down remember that they’re a corpse riding hell beast looking to jump your bones and eat your aether.
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bride-and-bride · 3 days
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oh hello! a wol question, perhaps?
does your wol/oc have any nickname(s)? if so, what are they?
given to them by family? friends? do they have meaning to their appearance or their personality? are they an inside joke? do they like their nickname(s)? bonus: do they give people nicknames?
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Hello handsome, doomed by the narrative all on your own?
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Haurchefant + Ted Lasso quotes, bc they are both prolific alumni of the ~Academy of Loving and Supporting Your Friends Unconditionally~
(this is officially the silliest thing I've ever drawn for a fandom lmao)
bonus:
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Dungeon Dialogue: Sohr Khai
An Answer of Sorrow (X: 10.6, Y: 13.6) - Hraesvelgr’s Trial Begins
Aymeric: Let us prove our worth, my friends!  ↳ Alphinaud: Aye, beyond a shadow of doubt!
First Boss, Before engaging (X: 10.6, Y: 8.4) - Chieftain Moglin
Alphinaud: By the Twelve, it's Chieftain Moglin!  ↳ Aymeric: That he should be part of the trial...
First Boss, During the fight (X: 10.6, Y: 8.4) - Chieftain Moglin
Chieftain Moglin: This is as far as you go, Forename! You and your ridiculous name won't make it past me, kupo! Chieftain Moglin: This is no time for naps, kupo! Everyone fights! No one quits! Chieftain Moglin: I'm not chieftain because I'm the biggest... I'm chieftain because I'm the baddest, kupo!
First Boss, After defeating (X: 10.6, Y: 8.4) - Chieftain Moglin
Chieftain Moglin: Kupopo... That's enough... You've made your point. This isn't a fight to the death, kupo... Alphinaud: I didn't expect to face the moogles...  ↳ Aymeric: I pray they aren't too badly hurt.
An Answer of Silence #1 (X: 11.8, Y: 16.0) - Reaching “An Answer of Silence”
Aymeric: <pant> The air is rather thin this high up...  ↳ Alphinaud: It isn't a race, so let us pace ourselves.
An Answer of Silence #2 (X: 11.8, Y: 11.6) - Ratatoskr’s Crest
Alphinaud: The wyrm depicted on yonder crest...  ↳ Aymeric: Neither Hraesvelgr nor Nidhogg. It could only be Ratatoskr.
Second Boss, Before engaging (X: 11.8, Y: 9.6) - Poqhiraj
Alphinaud: A winged horse...and an enormous one at that!
 ↳ Aymeric: There isn't much room to maneuver. Have care!
Second Boss, After defeating (X: 11.8, Y: 9.6) - Poqhiraj
Alphinaud: That creature was truly fearsome in motion...  ↳ Aymeric: Thankfully we managed to rein it in.
An Answer of Shame #1 (X: 11.8, Y: 15.3) - Ratatoskr’s Sanctuary
Alphinaud: Good heavens, what a majestic place...  ↳ Aymeric: I daresay we are come to Ratatoskr's sanctuary.
An Answer of Shame #2 (X: 12.1, Y: 13.0) - Ice Path
Hraesvelgr: Thou hast weathered my trial thus far...but I am not convinced. I will try thy limits. Aymeric: We will win you over, Hraesvelgr. Mark my words.  ↳ Alphinaud: What awaits, I wonder...
Third Boss, Before engaging (X: 11.8, Y: 9.5) - Hraesvelgr
Hraesvelgr: Nidhogg will spare thee no clemency. And thus neither must I. Alphinaud: Pray watch over us, Ysayle!  ↳ Aymeric: All that I have, I shall bring to bear!
Third Boss, During the fight (X: 11.8, Y: 9.5) - Hraesvelgr
Hraesvelgr: Come, warrior. Show me what strength doth remain in thy frail mortal shell! Hraesvelgr: The sky is the domain of dragons. How wilt thou contend with such mastery? Hraesvelgr: Thou art formidable... But canst thou endure until the bitter end? Hraesvelgr: Fight on, warrior! Press thy attack! Hraesvelgr: ...Thy resolve hath withstood my scrutiny. Mayhap there is hope to be had in one such as thee...
Third Boss, After defeating (X: 11.8, Y: 9.5) - Hraesvelgr
Aymeric: I shan't soon forget this trial. Alphinaud: I gave my all. I pray it was enough...
Sohr Khai Dungeon Dialogue Infographic
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bride-and-bride · 4 days
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thinkin about gilly's adventuring journal that he draws in, except instead of highly detailed diagrams of flora and fauna theyre cartoony drawings and usually mislabeled
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if wol has a connection to midgardsomr and estinien has a connection to nidhogg that makes wol estinien's stepdad
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Flowers in water.
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Most Huggable Job Trainer (Tank)
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bride-and-bride · 8 days
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i will forever bully magnai he's perfect just the way he is
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bride-and-bride · 9 days
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I took my accompaniment missions very seriously. Don't go too far!!!
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Basically, I'm having a great time in Abyssos! No offense to my Buddy Erich, of course, but. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Image description included with images!
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bride-and-bride · 10 days
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my benchmark won't let me wear the Viper gear so I kept getting Senshi Upskirt Jumpscares
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