and by god they did it
John Green and his brother were created as part of a secret government program that aimed to create the world's first youth pastor for atheists
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Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels
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Gerard P Donelan
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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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UPDATE
I've given him an accessory to enhance his beauty
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i can't tell if i had more work during the semester or if i just also had school. im so bored at work right now. i might just go home.
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
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tiny bootfish
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some of my best writing contributed to those 10,000 bogus reports :°)
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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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Nothing is harder than holding your tongue and not correcting white men on the internet that are wrong.
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What song is he playing?
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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