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I Hate Science.
(Context: Our party in a Curse of Strahd campaign has somehow ended up in the dungeon of a mad scientist’s castle, which by all rights should not exist in this world. Our characters don’t know what science is as a concept, and therefore hate everything about this castle. We’ve just fought off a room full of huge spiders and are trying to find a way out of a room full of shipping containers.)
DM: So the door has opened, and you all start to walk through it.
Me, playing our Aasimar fighter, trying to be funny: She kicks a crate on the way out.
[Our DM starts to giggle.]
DM: You…you kick the crate?
Me: waIT NO NO NEVERMIND-
DM: NO YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID IT! IT’S HAPPENING!
[He rolls.]
DM: [Still laughing.] Something in the crate starts to rumble.
Me, in character: Oh shit rUN RUN RUN! RUN!
Our half-elf sorceress: WHAT DID YOU DO????
Me: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT’S SCIENCE AND I HATE IT.
Our half-orc barbarian: I HATE SCIENCE I HATE SCIENCE I HATE SCIENCE
PS: “Science” is here pronounced “sky-ence”.
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“Me Stronk, But Me no Think Thonk”
- our Goliath Rouge when he failed his Perception check.
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scene: we are in an inn bedroom with an obstinately quiet hostage tied to a chair. my warlock has been threatening her with a dagger at her throat. we’ve tried magic, threats, etc, and are running out of immediate options.
rogue: “what if I just.. tickle her?”
me: i take the very tip of my dagger and just, very, very gently run it along her neck, generally the place where one would be ticklish.
dm: … are you trying to cause her damage, or are you actively trying to tickle her with a dagger?
me: i am actively trying to tickle her with a dagger.
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Context: our warlock is attempting to find out what happened to an old friend of his who’s been in a coma.
Cleric (me): I can try praying and asking my god if you want?
Warlock: please
Cleric: okay no guarantees. HEY BITCH BOY
**Rolls an 18**
Dm: you hear a sigh and-
Cleric: OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY. I DIDNT THINK YOUD PICK UP. I AM SO FUCKIN SORRY
Dm: you hear a sigh and your god asks you what you want
Cleric: I’m sorryyyyyyyyy. Anyway, I have a question.
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Favourite Designs: Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Haute Couture Collection
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My mage is 4'11" and our warrior is 6'4 (and has a goatee). Pretty much the game goes:
Mage: You walk too fast!
Warrior: You’re too slow!
Mage: MY LEGS ARE SHORT, YOU MUTANT GOAT!
Warrior: IF I GO SLOWER, I’LL STOP WALKING, RICE GRAIN!
Mage: carry me.
Warrior: You literally have a wolf!
Mage: he’s not a horse! Carry me!
Warrior, mumbling while giving the Mage a piggyback ride: ugh. Short people are too close to hell.
The thief, who was watching all along: How can two people so strong be such idiots?
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Lucifer *on the phone*: where on Earth are you three?! I haven’t heard from you in days!
MC *on the phone to Lucifer*: we’re in Barbados?
Lucifer: Barba—what are you doing there?!
MC: you said we need to stop here to pick up something?
Lucifer *seething*: I SAID BARBATOS’!
MC *holding D.D.D against chest, whispering to Mammon and Asmo*: we fucked up guys
Asmo *sipping Piña Colada*: did we though?
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how did you learn to draw wrinkles in clothes? i’m practicing but it never looks right. any tips?
My best tip to you is search up proper tutorials on google images or deviantart, that’s how I did it and still do it. There are people out there who actually know how to make tutorials, why are you coming to me.
Instead of using straight lines, use loopy lines (mixed with some straight), it’ll make it look better. Depending on fabric and style you can make the loop slightly triangular.
Focus on joint areas of the body.
The whole point of folds is that the fabric is pushed into itself. Focus on where the fabric would be pushed or pulled back.
For example with someone sitting with their legs up - the fabric on the front of the knee would be stretched (no wrinkles) and the fabric on the back of the knee would be all scrunched up.
Look at photos of people in big clothes and study off of that.
This is just the basics of how it works, none of this is how to make it look good, I still don’t know that part.
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And He Shall Answer Pt. 2
Well thats convenient
…Prev ♠️ ♦️ Next…
♥ First ♣
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Quotes from Jacks panel
“Stahp it”
“No dabbing please. Let it die.”
“iF i mEt a sTaWr i wOuLd aSk iT”
“I’m concussion boy”
“Mark, what would our band name be?” “Huh?”
“I would replace Sam with a single tear to remind you that you asked that question.”
“Septic tears—tHATS OUR BAND NAME!”
“Sup fellow gamer, where we dropping?”
“Only REAL gamers play fortnite”
“There’s a lot of depth we can have fun with it and see how many people we can make cry (evil chuckle)”
“Live life and love it”
(Feel free to add to this)
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Pics Of Birds Cuddling Together For Warmth Will Melt Your Heart
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