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Breakdown Goddess
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So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?
Me, 30
vaccinated 22 Dec
22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site
23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness that’s proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly it’s so minor that it barely counts
24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.
Lauren, 27
vaccinated 20 Dec
21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site
22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM
24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke
Nick, 24
Vaccinated 23 Dec
24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site
Sarah, 20
Vaccinated 23 Dec
23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection site
24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back
Mom, 58
vaccinated 23 Dec
23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site
24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad
Dad, 57
vaccinated 19 Dec
19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site
24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it
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Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Eating a pomegranate in your underwear may not be the best way to start the day, but it is far from the worst.
Taurus: The moon misses you, do you miss it to?
Gemini: Sometimes the harder we repress something, the stronger it resists. Let it go.
Cancer: There is conflict in your future in the form of four identical clones of yourself that you must defeat gauntlet-style.
Leo: The bones of something old and colossal are buried beneath you. It listens.
Virgo: Things were not better back then, only different. Nostalgia is a trap.
Libra: Tomorrow you may wake up to find another egg in your bed.
Scorpio: Get a much needed break by faking your death and living in a cave for several years.
Ophiuchus: With attention and focus you will finally gain control of your monkey powers.
Sagittarius: Ponder your place in the world by setting things on fire until someone asks you to stop.
Capricorn: The stars and I are sorry to report that unfortunately you cannot get a forearm cannon yet.
Aquarius: You are NOT a badger. Remember this. If you are ever confused, just remember you are NOT a badger, have never been a badger, and will never be a badger.
Pisces: Incubus accountant services.
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This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
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“Do you remember when we first met? I thought I had wandered into a dream.”
— J.R.R. Tolkien (via quotemadness)
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A comic about controlling your symptoms and trying to get other people to understand why it’s so hard to do so, in goo form
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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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