Reblog with your score
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tickle-me-down Elmonomics
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YOU ARE NOT SAFE
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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore
Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life
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happy #TransDayOfVisibility can we stop having politicians attempting to legislate us out of existence while journalists outright lie and write misleading headlines to try and paint us in the worst light possible thx
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drake?
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This is your most dangerous mission yet, Agent 47. Be careful.
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The great dragon migration
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Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!
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I'm screaming look what my sister sent me 💀💀
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,
As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
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It has the opposite effect in my experience. You'll have hiccups for the rest of your life.
i think ive discovered the cure for hiccups
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Doritos 3D :(
What's something edible you miss
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happy old gnoll
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