breadheadedbread
May I please have. Bread.
Im gay. and I'm sowwwwy ;(
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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the fact that i went to bed super hungry and woke up not hungry is proof that we eat numerous spiders in our sleep
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
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are you familiar with Articuno, the legendary Pokémon that’s a combination Ice-type and Flying-type? well, this is the end of the pointy crest thing at the top of its head.
and that’s just the tip of the ice bird…
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The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
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