brctti
OncE UpOn A tlmE ( l wAs A hOE )
my pussy is an addict but i still love her unconditionally. (◡‿◡✿)
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💬 ➺ nora.・。・゜★
nora: what the hell did you just google my number or something
nora: and it's puck, not nora
nora: literally who is this
brett: ...my cat's literally a hacker lol duh ?
brett: ok but one is a grammy winner & the other's that thing that gets hit by sticks on ice that's confusing & kinda lame
brett: um it rhymes with brett
brett: wait no i messed that up
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💬 ➺ kit.・。・゜★
kit: that's a terrible thing to say! she's a very nice, lovely girl. she just doesn't like other cats, because she knows they're not worth her time.
kit: honestly! i mean, if anybody deserves it, it's definitely him.
brett: awww that's what moms say about their loser kids :(
brett: thnx ill put u down on the petition to end him my dude
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: it's called a two-bedroom because there's two bedrooms originally but I don't use the second one as a bedroom
quinn: I use it as a studio
quinn: please never tattoo your dick and if you do, don't have me do it
quinn: ...nevermind
quinn: I'm not excited
brett: wow you're so random xD !!!! total revolutionary dam
brett: i feel like itd be rude not to let u do it tho ? youd spend long aching nights crying over what mightve been
brett: so like why tattoos dude ? is it the art that speaks to ur soul?
brett: dont play coy baby boy ;))))
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The Brett Pierce (@brctti) down at @getluckygleerp is the best Pierce I’ve ever roleplayed against— Brittany included.
#what the heckity HECK#IM SO SHOOK MY BUSSY IS QUIVERING I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH ?????????? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#( lovin touchin squeezin ! )
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💬 ➺ ryley.・。・゜★
ryley: gotcha on that one though, cheesy...haha you're right you are pretty good at these things.
ryley: i guess i'll just leave my talent in other things like being able to fight off stormtroopers or something.
brett: thnx im a national treasure
brett: if u were ambushed by stormtroopers rn what would ur plan of action be ? QUICK u dont have much time they want ur lucky charms
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: sarcasm. it was sarcasm.
quinn: nobody? it's literally just a studio
quinn: like, for painting and some sound equipment or whatever
quinn: once again, not a unicorn. that sounds like some furry shit and I'm not into that.
quinn: oh my god what the hell
quinn: seriously what the frickken hell
brett: sure, jan
brett: ok but then why is it called a 2-bedroom apartment ? is it like a ghost in there or something das dope
brett: oh ur an artist that's cool !! i heard u do tattoos ? i used to want to tattoo my dick into a turtle but im over that phase now so
brett: unicorns arent that furry i dont think theyre just like horses u know
brett: dont get so excited i cant promise anything yet ! ill run it by santi first u lil scamp ;)
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💬 ➺ ryley.・。・゜★
ryley: I caught on to that actually...sorta.
ryley: at least it will help out with all that cheese you plan on eating. Get it cause of constipation and what not?
brett: that's just so... cheesy
brett: stick to ur day job tho my pun was a lot funnier (not ur fault, im naturally quite good at things)
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: totally. you've got me shaking in my boots with arousal.
quinn: nobody. it's my studio.
quinn: I'm not a freaking unicorn I just like pink
quinn: honestly it doesn't surprise me that he did that
brett: wow thnx nobody's ever got my dick SHOOK before ! u should get that checked out :)
brett: oh cool, who sleeps in ur studio?
brett: that's such a unicorn thing to say aww ! dw the -corn family is the only clique u wanna fuck wit, i'm one too
brett: i mean maybe i'm imagining it cos i wouldn't be mad if it happened u know what im saying (im saying it should happen hint)
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: didn't need to know that but alright
quinn: it's a two-bedroom place in queens. not the best but it's home
quinn: jesus christ
quinn: I tell her /once/ my roots are coming in and she never lets me live it down
quinn: my hair is pink not blonde anymore
quinn: it's pink
quinn: but yes we're something along the lines of friends
brett: i mean i'm sure u enjoy the mental imagine now tbh
brett: woah who sleeps in the other room ?
brett: pink hair don't care !!!! that's so cool ur like a unicorn dude omg
brett: yeah i think i've seen u around before ur hot as fuck
brett: pretty sure he put u down on the 3some potentials list, i second that
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: not what I meant but you do you
quinn: no, actually. I'm at my house.
quinn: wasn't being rude just being brutally honest
quinn: ...right.
quinn: yes I'm on that app
brett: i do myself a lot dw
brett: is it a nice house
brett: that sounds like some santi shit to say lol
brett: wait. HOLD UP. HAHAH
brett: are u the hot blond quinn santi hates ?
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: are you high?
quinn: actually I don't; I'm pretty happy with where I'm at now. plus, pablo /sounds/ like he belongs as a pornstar.
quinn: you do know that sharpies can be poisonous, right
quinn: I'm quinn, btw
brett: as in at the highest state of self-realisation & enlightenment? absolutely bro
brett: where r u now ? is at the gas station cos i want some doritos real bad
brett: but i mean don't be rude to pablo ! like yeah would i sleep with him ? absolutely but bc his business intelligence is a total turn-on 4 me
brett: i wasnt gonna use sharpies dummy im crazy intelligent, i just made opaque black condoms
brett: o dude im brett, y do i have ur number
brett: r u on getlucky or something
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💬 ➺ kit.・。・゜★
kit: the hero we need.
kit: you see, i've figured out that the best way to avoid that issue is to forbid your cat from using your phone for porn. my cat has her own computer dedicated to that, which keeps any dangerous malware from getting on my devices.
kit: it honestly baffles me to this day how anybody can even tolerate him. not only is he an awful, disgusting human being, but he's not even a semi-decent actor. of course he hasn't apologized, he clearly doesn't feel any remorse for it. he's far too old for people to continue to try and make excuses for him.
brett: do u even nomi
brett: no offence but my cat is rlly intelligent & career-oriented & severe behavioral issues but still an unconditional love for his human. ur cat just has no friends
brett: ok LITERALLY tell !! them !!! sis !!!!! publicly humiliating him on univision is like doing god's work
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💬 ➺ nora.・。・゜★
nora: talk show??? shit sign me up i need 2 get famous and fast
brett: ok but pablo ur already my producer.....???? r u smokin again dude ur better off without her
[ a pause ]
brett: ur that nora chick huh
brett: huh..... huh
brett: go figure
brett: idk u v well & ur main marketable skill seems to b coming up with dumb nicknames for urself so ??? r u sure
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💬 ➺ quinn.・。・゜★
quinn: what the hell did I get myself into
quinn: no, this is not pablo. I don't know pablo, and based on this conversation so far, I don't want to know pablo.
quinn: what, do you take a sharpie to your own dick or something?
brett: well some ppl think we're in the the only universe but i personally believe in a parallel universe structure that splits for every decision u make. like i bet the brett that had orange juice this morning is havin the time of his life rn
brett: pablo's a fkin dope dude don't be rude smh ?? u wish u were so good at producing univision segments that a drug lord stole ur first name smh
brett: well i cant just tell a stranger my secrets now can i
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marcus-rose ;
2028? That’s so far away though. But the tangled headphones is what got to me, I think I’ll vote for you. I’ll wait and see though.
It takes until at least your late 30s to become a ridiculously frustrating and privileged old white man with an unjust amount of societal influence, so I'm planning ahead. Make up your mind, pal; no other candidate could beat my platform. Tangled headphones are the #1 cause of Hell, so.
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rcbinmeeks ;
Why not run for the 2020 elections rather than the 2028 ones? Or is there a specific reason you chose the 2028 one? I mean, the morals of your platform are good, but topless Tuesdays could be kinda distracting i think. I think I’d at least be a bit distracted.
Because I need to wait for my old white male privilege to activate, silly! And being super organised never hurt anybody, except, like, you know, when it did. You'd get used to it; I'm normalising free nips.
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sintixgo ;
D’aww, you know I have a sweet tooth for your words, B. Speaking of a sweet tooth, cuz I’m really feeling ABC’s TGIF, how about BJ Pizookie - yes, I’m a fatass - and than engage in some Scandaling-Colivering right after. You, me, the couch. And hey, we can score the two-for-one and live-stream our reactions cause we both known Ellen’s just waiting to discover us to pipe up her ratings. That and we’re way hotter than Damn Daniel. Yes/yes?
You’re scaring me Brett. Me gusta. I miss you. Promise me that if I drop by the studio we can film a dance duet. You know, just us and body rolls, hips moving, sweating… Like the good ol’ times.
D’aww, Santi, you’re so cute when you remind me about your phat ass. I’m done with Coliver, though, the drama’s giving me boredom by proxy; let it be known that #TeamBrettiago would totally cover up a murder with less panic attacks. Raincheck on being Ellen-discovered, though—step #214 on my climb to the White House is to start a YouTube channel, pretend to be straight for two weeks, and stage an emotional coming out so I can snag an interview and a $10,000 check straight from Gay Jesus herself. It'll totes help give me a dimension of emotional depth.
No offence, but I’m pretty sure all our times look like that. Even when we’re just, like, brushing our teeth. But duh, you’re on; be the Tinashe to my B.S, won’t you? Lady’ll just have to voyeur again. (And we can deffo have the real Slumber Party after, trust.)
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