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brazenbarber · 9 years

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Hit Me With Your Best Kiss.

justgivemeabloodydrink:

Blow me away. Give my muse a kiss that will make their knees melt, or a kiss that has them gasping for breath. Give my muse a kiss that makes them want more.

#;wAHEY #;ask memes #;if it's not platonics then dudes only pls for any new follwers

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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;;/SMASHES DOWN A DOOR

GUESS WHO HAS MUSE OUT OF NOWHERE

#;ooc #;NOICE

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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“Yeah, I know that. But the grown-ups ain’t gonna when I tell ‘em it was you who wrote ‘the overseer smells of poop’ on the cafeteria wall.”

Open starter || Innocent

“Whatever it was, it wasn’t my fault! Unless is was the broken lock on the kitchen door, that might have been my fault…”

#;)#thelxnewanderer #;verse 1

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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[[ HEY YOU PUNKS LISTEN UP. this is my super great flatmate who i have aggressively spewed fallout to for the past year and lo and behold she is CONVERTED. so hey, all of y’all should go follow her because she’s a gr8 rper and a stand up gal in general and if u don’t some sweetrolls might get stolen just sayin ;) ]]

thelxnewanderer

“I’m waking up to ash and dust…”

Independant Lone Wanderer RP blog

‘Fallout 3′

OC friendly

Happy to RP with all fandoms

The mun likes to think that they are approachable and friendly :)

Rules

Biography

Verses

#;ooc #;promo

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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Closed: wandercr

“Well I was gonna swipe those noodles right out from under your nose while you weren’t lookin’, but that was before I saw your ugly mug,” Butch sniggered gleefully, slapping Eliana on the back maybe a little harder than appropriate for any time that wasn’t around midnight after several drinks. “Damn, Nosebleed. You come all the way out here just to see Butch? Huh? C’mon, don’t go breakin’ my heart, now.”

#[[ i figure he spied her in gary's at rivet city or something! 8) ]]#;verse 1 #wandercr

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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Closed: plasmaplusoppression

“So, ‘there a reason you’re blockin’ out my sun here, big guy? Or are you just tryin’ to rub me the wrong freakin’ way? Don’t make a difference either way, though - ‘cause it is rubbin’ me the wrong way. So get outta my damn face, yeah?”

#;verse 1 #;gif #plasmaplusoppression #[[ hi my name is butch and i have absolutely no concept of who not to pick fights with ~: ) ]]

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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Yonderly

Yonderly:What kinds of things do they think about when they zone out?

[[ Probably hot people. And/or how hot he thinks he is. And hot people copulating with him. And then to take a step back from his libido-fuelled mind for a moment, he probably spends ages dreaming up all sorts of impressive stunts which he just doesn’t have the combat prowess to pull off. ]]

#[[ thank u! :> ]]#littlemisslonewanderer #;ask memes

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Cacodemonomania: Do they believe in the paranormal? If so, have they had any supernatural encounters?

[[ Absolutely. There were all kinds of tall tales in the vault about what’s outside - some fearmongering to try and keep everyone in favour of keeping the door firmly closed, some old stories that have become ‘atomic folk legends’ of sorts, and some just the result of bored vault dwellers siphoning ridiculous shit into the younger kids’ heads for lack of anything better to do. But I feel like most people sort of deduced that most of this shit wasn’t real, and Butch just… didn’t. I mean, we’ve all heard his fucking ridiculous line about believing there are dragons around and very sincerely asking you if you’ve seen one. kid’s got some learning to do. ]]

#[[ thank you! 8) ]]#changeinmanagement #imanopenbookboss

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Leptosome, pogonotrophy

Leptosome:How is their body image?

[[ He’s pretty much every bit as vain as he comes across in the facial department. He genuinely thinks he’s one of the most attractive people to walk the earth, and he takes a lot of pride in his hair. The only things he’s self-conscious about are his height and the fact that he’s skinnier than he’d like to be.]]

Pogonotrophy:What are their thoughts on facial hair, both on themselves and/or others?

[[ He won’t let more than, like, a millimetre of stubble grow out because then he won’t look like ‘those guys in the pictures’ aka the greasers. But he doesn’t really mind a beard on anyone else, and definitely appreciates a well-groomed one. He doesn’t like stupid beards though. And has been chased around Rivet City for shaving them off as he sees fit.]]

#;ask memes #grogmackthebarbarian

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ACERSECOMIC òὦó

Acersecomic:How much effort do they put into personal grooming and hygiene?

[[So, SO much, sweet Jesus. He literally bends over BACKWARDS to be able to maintain hygiene in an environment that really, really doesn’t lend itself to it. He stashes away obscene amounts of Radaway so he can shower in irradiated water, accompanies Mags on vault raids for the SOLE PURPOSE of obtaining Vault-Tec brand hair products, and mixes together all sorts of weird shit when he has to improvise. Dude’s devoted.]]

#vitiorum #;ask memes

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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Unusual Word Headcanon Prompts #1

Acersecomic: How much effort do they put into personal grooming and hygiene?

Biblioclasm: Is there something about themselves they wish fewer people knew about?

Cacodemonomania: Do they believe in the paranormal? If so, have they had any supernatural encounters?

Dactylion: What are their views on swearing and profanity?

Enantiodromia: What's the most extreme personality shift they've gone through in their life?

Fanfaronade: Are they one to boast? What things are they prone to brag about, if any?

Gorgonize: What distracts them when they're trying to get things done?

Hamartia: What is their worst character flaw that they themselves don't recognize?

Infandous: What topics will they refuse to speak about?

Jettatura: If they could place a magical curse on their worst enemy, what would they want the curse to do?

Ktenology: Have they ever planned a murder, whether serious or not? If so, describe what they planned to do.

Leptosome: How is their body image?

Montivagant: How often do they get lost?

Noegenesis: Are there any topics that they love to think about deeply?

Ostentiferous: What's the unluckiest thing that's ever happened to them?

Pogonotrophy: What are their thoughts on facial hair, both on themselves and/or others?

Quockerwodger: Who do they most often mock?

Recumbentibus: What was their greatest victory?

Scripturient: Are they a good writer? What do they usually write, if anything?

Tarantism: Describe their dancing style.

Ultracrepidarian: What do they think they know more about than they actually do?

Vernalagnia: Does their mood or outlook on life change with the seasons? If so, how?

Welter: What subject will they never fully understand?

Xenization: How do they feel about interacting with strangers?

Yonderly: What kinds of things do they think about when they zone out?

Zugzwang: What's the trickiest problem they face in their life right now?

#[[ might try and ve e e r y slowly get back into the swing of things ]]#;ask memes #;ooc

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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[[ RIGHT. SO. you may have noticed that for many reasons, including but not limited to lack of muse, VERY heavy workload at drama school and my brainspace being a bad place i haven’t really been around here much. BUT with the fo4 trailer and all, muse has kind of smacked me in the face once more, but unfortunately, it’s happened at the worst time, as it’s the busiest point of the term vis a vis aforementioned heavy workload, so i really don’t have the TIME to be here. but the good news is that once term is over, or even in the last few weeks, i should be making something of a comeback! in the meantime, tho, feel free to hmu on my personal or my borderlands blog (which is open to crossovers, wink wink nudge nudge). 8) stay cool, y’all! ]]

#[[ i've really missed everyone weh ;; ]]#;ooc

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"Just popping by to let you know that my hair is still better than yours."

“If y’don’t drop this soon, girl… I’m gonna start thinkin’ you got a thing for me or somethin’.”

#flail-of-god #[[ oh the spice 8) ]]#;asks

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rough touch

29: Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

It could be argued that there is very much a difference between what someone says they would do in a situation in theory, and what they would actually do in that situation. For instance, it’s all very well for a person to say in a fit of rage: ‘Jeez, if I ever saw that guy, I’d give him a piece of my mind!’ - but the very same person might well, upon seeing ‘that guy,’ stand by with their mouth shut. It could be for a number of reasons - maybe they were just nothing but a big talker, maybe they froze up in the moment, or maybe they just recognised that they didn’t have what it took to go up against that villanous ‘guy’ and remained passive in a tactical decision.

Butch’s problem was that between being vain, being cocky, and monumentally overestimating his own abilities, he had no such sense of self-restraint and, as such, would often fail to recognize a clear imbalance of skill. Growing up as alpha bully in a vault full of naive kids did that to a guy. However in that moment, face down with a legionary’s hand fisted in his hair and grinding his face into the sand he was starting - if only mentally - to regret his brashness.

He felt Domitius seize his wrist, but the stomp came before he even had the chance to think. There was a resounding crack, and the scream ripped from Butch’s chest was raw and visceral - more animal than human.

“Fuck, fuck, shit, I’m sorry ok, I’m fucking sorry!” he sobbed into the ground, sharp pain emanating down his entire arm in waves, as if it was being broken again and again.

#[[ this ended up really long holy shit im gomen ]]#[[ also feel free to use whatever verse u want because it would maybe be a little bit politically loaded if it were courier!butch ]]#decanusdomitius #;ask memes #// graphic violence

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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repeat after me...

roleplaying is a hobby. roleplaying is a hobby. roleplaying is a HOBBY.

it’s OKAY if you take awhile to reply.

it’s OKAY if you can’t find the muse for a thread or ask right now.

it’s OKAY if you can’t find the muse for a thread or ask ever.

it’s OKAY to drop threads.

it’s OKAY to be selective when roleplaying.

it’s OKAY to ship, or to not ship, something.

it’s OKAY to miss a reply.

it’s OKAY to take a break when life outside of tumblr calls.

use the bathroom!! take a shower!! take a nap!! go eat something!! get a drink!! take a break!! do things you probably need to do but haven’t done because of roleplaying!!

DO NOT STRESS ABOUT ROLEPLAYING!! IT IS A HOBBY. FOR FUN. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

#[[ I FORGET THIS WAY TOO MUCH SO HERE IT IS FOR EVERYONE ELSE TOO <3 ]]#;ooc

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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Reblog if your muse is trash.

#;ooc #;about butch #;queue

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brazenbarber · 9 years

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“Yeah? Key word bein’ can, toots. Not will. Or not ‘till you address me by my real title - King Butch. Not fuckin’ barber man.”

BARBER MAN

YOU CAN FIX THIS

#asshole #indeincinerem #;fuckery

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