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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
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Teen Klaus before going on a mission: Will Ben and I be going in this mission as undercover lovers?
Reginald: As I've said Number Four, this is not that kind of mission nor will we ever need such an undercover.
Klaus, sad: ...
Ben, whispering: We can still do your undercover idea, we just don't have to tell Dad.
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Radioapple at the beach
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I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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Visiting your enemy's tower to drink a little bit AhAHa
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Weird way to start a truce but okay
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A little bug and the ultimate bad boy!
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Sparrow!Ben, with the horrors out and with a rage to kill Klaus:
Klaus: Do you think it's too late for us to get romantically involved?
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and then Ben just hanging around bcause ofc he wouldn't just leave...
OOH!
or maybe he'd be following them from a far since he knows Klaus hates ghosts and he wants them to move on, but he still can't let go because how could he?
Imagine if he only appears to Klaus to call for someone to help Five? uuuughhh the possibilities
i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
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sweetheart, I love how your brain works <3
I can SEE Klaus saying Ben is his new dealer because Ben is just fucking helping him out with his shots lololol
And I'm pretty sure he'd try to convince Ben to wear a nurse costume lol
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Absolutely love the vibes this guy is bringing to the table
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I'd rather read a rant about how much they hate my fave with reasons than read a person loving a distorted image of the fuck up little shit I love every single day.
The eternal question - is it worse to read the words of someone who hates a character you love but is accurate/respectful in their points/portrayal, or someone who loves them more than you do but strips them of all nuance and greyness to legit "they did nothing wrong" when they did SO MUCH WRONG?
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Klaus, friendly bickering with Allison: Nice shirt, does it come in men's sizes?
Allison: Oh, we all know you come in men enough for all of us.
Ben: -choking on his coffee-
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gosh, I love this.
BEN LAYING THOUSANDS OF EGGS YES
one day Ben has a stomachache, Klaus leaves to buy him some medicine and when he comes back their room is fully covered in eggs and Ben is in the middle of all that like "help :c"
And Klaus is like :D I need to quit drugs now
sdoakdaposkapo
but, yeah, lets give him 6, 7 eggs, idk, and I love that whole in tune with his babies kinda thingie.
I guess Klaus would take turns on looking after the eggs for Ben to be able to do anything else and he'd be like "hello, spawn of mine, why don't you talk to me as well?" that is, untill the first dies and he fucking can talk to them. or at least see the little baby squid just floating about.
"Oh my god, imagine if all of them died at the same time except for ONE and Klaus thinks Ben is in denial even when he could feel one egg that is actually still alive but he's too depressed and much in grief to process it all????" I FUCKING ADORE THIS
yes, lets have Ben all depressed because he lost his babies and Klaus is trying to comfort him by telling him he didn't even know he was able to do that beforehand and they didn't have a big enough aquarious for the kids to grow inside. And Ben is like I hate your jokes, I hate you.
and Klaus is like :C baby, what can I do to help you? And Ben keeps demanding him to find their lost kid and Klaus is like, babe, they're all dead and Ben keeps getting angrier and angrier at Klaus and Klaus doesn't really know what to do.
BEN CAUSES THE APOCALYPSE THIS TIME!!
He is slowly but surely going a bit insane because 1 he can feel the baby somewhere 2 Klaus and his relationship has been deteriorating and thus they barely talk nowadays. Klaus is getting higher and higher to a point Ben can't really deal with him 3 the Horrors keep asking for the kid, begging for the kid, telling him to kill whoever is between him and the kid.
At some point Ben snaps at Klaus, saying he is the one who stole his kid and Klaus is like????? you're insane, wtf? but in that sarcastic Klaus' way and Ben looses it and fucking murders him :D
everything goes to shit. Ben is heartbroken, unstable and his family is now after him for revenge? He goes all King Kong with Klaus' corpse and tries running away, poor thing, but, idk, gets into some power plant and causes a nuclear accident? It wouldn't end the world, but would kill a bunch of people.
poor baby Jennifer didn't even get a chance to meet her dada because he was so much faster than him.
I guess, as it's the us, they'd blame the accident on terrorism and a full blown war would begin and there would be nukes everywhere and the only reason the fucking kid survives if because she's Klaus' kid as well
god, what a sick little family they'd be in the apocalypse.
13yo Five, baby Jennifer, back to life Klaus and ghost Ben.
But I guess that, if this all happened in 2006, when Ben dies, Jennifer would be 13 by the time Five appears.
lol, poor Five getting to the apocalypse, thinking he's alone and meeting a Klaus with his kid and dead boyfriend floating about. miserable. 10/10
Ben: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately Klaus, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant Ben: Klaus: Ben: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack Diego, listening from the other room: Are you sure the horrors can't get pregnant?
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