The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars
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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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i am committed to TWO THINGS
FAGGING IT UP
THE BIT
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
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there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop by vinay krishnan
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HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY TO TAKEN FOR A RIDE, TIME MACHINE REPRISE, AND CHONNY'S CHARMING CHAOS COMPENDIUM AS A WHOLE!
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HEY YOU, STOP SCROLLING FOR A MINUTE!
Y'know the KOSA bill? Well, in March 15-16 it'll be still introduced but with 5% changes to it, that's not good enough, we need it to shut this shit down.
I link this so you do just that, stop the cap, stop it ze bill. Clip it and ship it comrades!
https://taikeero-lecoredier.tumblr.com/post/742489924405739520/bad-update-on-kosa
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face of a man who has known sorrow
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SPOILERS
ok so like. i was SOMEWHAT right
A REALLY DUMB SIDE ORDER THEORY
(aka glorified rambling/infodumping about side order & a bit of portal 2 compiled into a post)
side order looks SO GOOD and i;m SO EXITED I CANT WAIT but with the trailer i Noticed some things
largest one being THE ABSENCE OF MARINA (this isn't yet another "marina is evil" theory, i promise)
in the first side order trailer, the only (full) clip we see of marina is this one
to me, it kinda looks like she's begging/trying to reason with someone/something (or singing, which is what i thought originally)
side order seems to be technological, in a sense (examples being pearldrone, the pallet, agent 8's armband, dedfish/acht kinda, the respawn/spawn animation, the fish enemies, the whole yellow code rooms, and the HUGE FUCKING GLaDOS-ESQUE ROBOT AT THE END???)
(off topic but the whole thing gives me huge portal 2 vibes. pearldrone obviously reminds me of wheatley, the spire of order kinda looks like aperture, and dedf1sh kind of reminds me of rattman)
(warning: this is where it gets a bit dumb) marina is an engineer. it's most likely that she designed pearlbot, and i wouldn't be surprised if the large robot at the end was her doing as well.
i mean, she MUST have some kind of "behind the scenes erm actually it guy from a spy movie" role, partially because that's what she did on octo expansion and there's a canister with her face on it (like the hyperbombs from oe) in side order
anyway, back to the robot. going off both splatoon 2 and portal 2 storylines, it is somewhat likely that whatever that robot thing is somewhat sentient & probably is the core of the spire of order. whatever it is it probably owns the place.
what I'm thinking is (in typical splatoon fashion) marina built SPLaTDOS (which is a stupid fucking name but i'm using it anyway), with the hopes that it would maintain order. it did, but a bit too well (hence, the Bleaching of the Coral). i can see the image of marina above as her trying to reason with SPLaTDOS before it goes totally TARTAR mode. considering how the square looks atm it's safe to say she failed. my best guess as to her current location is somewhere deep inside the spire of order (kind of in a cuttlefish at the end of return of the mammalians situation)
my best guess is that side order has a splatoon 2-esque storyline, in which Something Happened To The Square Let's Go Fix It & Hey Wait Where The Fuck Is Marina.
anyway im really excited for side order :3
TL;DR: marina built a big robot fuck, robot fuck bleaches the city in the name of order despite her pleas, more in spring 2024
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English Willy enrichment zone
[Inspired by @skipppppy 's text edit series which i am utterly obsessed with. Here]
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john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall
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