finding another gay person is hard enough. then she can’t be a tiktok gay. then your personalities have to be compatible. then you have to be sexually attracted to one another. then you have to actually work up the nerve to ask her out. then you have to maintain a relationship. then you have to tell her about the bodies in your basement freezer. i’m so tired man. it never ends 

girl help they are making me do my job at work

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

Mutuals get a lot of love on this site but I think we should also appreciate the random followers who you see in your notes regularly. The ones who you'll probably never end up following but they like and reblog almost every post you make. The ones who you see and go "hey I recognize that person!! they love my posts!" every time they show up in your notifications.

Let's hear it for Blorbo from my Notes.

i just want to relax!!!! all the time!!!!! i dont want stress and anxiety in my life!!!!!!

not to be horny on main but I really want to travel with the love of my life

worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.

Alissa Carrington by Amber Lovett

What do u want

I want a big romantic gesture. I want to be made to feel special, I want to be cuddled and have a my back tickled and to feel like I’m the only person in the entire world.