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bowsnbots · 5 hours

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"He didn't mean it." He says, looming over Peppina's corpse.

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► freeze cracker (crack)#//-RIP to a real one 🫡#//-I'm glad I caught this right after my own little hiatus there AKSJBCKASBCJSX #//-I have no idea what happened. Did Fake Noise get hit with the 1000 Angry Goats attack yet

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bowsnbots · 4 days

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Hey, Vigilante…. I'm sure you've noticed this yourself, being as… well, vigilant as you are, but Omino's got an alter-ego. Sometimes he changes up his appearance a little and calls himself 'Man.' Definitely the same exact guy, though

—Furiously taking notes. Like... furiously. Smoke coming off the notepad and everything. The shadows cast over his eyes look pretty intimidating, but.

"Thank ya kindly, stranger! I reckon this'll help me finally catch that sumbitch."

...I guess it's not directed at you, at least.

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► you should send me more of these (answered ask)#//-This is obviously time-locked from the event but.#//-I love the image of Vigilante stopping in the middle of the fog like 'Wow thanks!! I will kill Man :D'#//-(Man VC) This is just like Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for the Nintendo Gamecube #//-(Vigi VC) STOP SPEAKIN SPELLS AT ME

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bowsnbots · 5 days

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Oh, the PERSONA muses get to come out and play now—

#► Support's on the way! (Oracle)#► freeze cracker (crack)#//-I should use Oracle one of these days. She's funn y #//-(Oracle VC) Yeah I'll doxx Omino for you why not

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bowsnbots · 5 days

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Vigilante, what crimes could that Mii possibly have committed? He's just a funny little pizza delivery guy

"THAT BASTARD STOLE MY WIENIE MOUNT AND FORCED 'IM INTA EARLY RETIREMENT." A beat. "DO Y'HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH'A HIS 401k HE'D SAVED UP? NOT MUCH."

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► you should send me more of these (answered ask)#//-'Come on Vio say the line' is this crack? Who knows 'YAAAAAAAAAY'

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bowsnbots · 6 days

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GUSTAVO PEACHOFTOWER IF YOU AGREE TO TURN IN YOUR SON THE MII FOR "CRIMES" I WILL PERSONALLY RESURRECT PAPEENO. WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER HERE—

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► freeze cracker (crack)#//-The Vigilante never misses a bounty. If you ignore the one on Pep. And the one on Pizzahead. And the one on—

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bowsnbots · 6 days

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—This endless firefight has lost its luster, he can't lie. The Vigilante can keep firing, taking out duplicate after duplicate with well-placed shots, but these things are persistent, and his ammo reserves are running low.

Not that he's giving up; far from it. The Vigilante may not be the brightest, but he can fight. Another gunshot precedes a splash of orange. And another. And another.

...Until the sound of gunfire is drowned out by more screaming up on the stage. Until the expansion of the stadium. Until—

"Aw, hell."

WELL, HE CAN ALSO KNOW WHEN TO RETREAT. An army of rabid Noise clones? Easy. An intruder on Fun Farm? Not a problem. Peppino himself? He'd go for the rematch if the situation called for it. A tower? The Tower?

"MORT, WE'RE GETTIN' THE HELL OUTTA HERE."

Don't have to tell him twice. Nobody tell him the bricks are almost cube-shaped...

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#//-HELL ON NTV!!!!!!!!#//-I'm watching Pap like a hawk #//-I'll take my shield back >:((((((((— KAJSBCKKASBCK

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bowsnbots · 6 days

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If he aims carefully, he can probably shoot right through that pinup and save everyone here from having to look at it—

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#//-Is this crack even. I don't think it is #//-(Vigert VC) See now this is why I ain't ever fixin to get caught up in this RPC bull shit. Because of that there picture and nothin else

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bowsnbots · 7 days

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—And he thought Mort's grenade launcher was loud. Sunovabitch. He's glad he's not on the receiving end of that this time, a thought he can barely hear over the scream and the constant bursts of gunfire. Gunfire that was physically redirected and knocked away by the sheer force of Pep's scream. Okay.

...At least Mort doesn't seem too phased, as he continues to swing his grenade launcher around like a bat at these duplicates. Didn't even know he could do that. No wonder even Peppino couldn't reliably get him off back in the Tower—

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► reaction image time (dash comm.)#//-This is my favorite thing ever #//-This whole thing is just so fun. Fun involves blasting Peppina with a grenade launcher sometimes

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bowsnbots · 7 days

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—What is this thing.

No, really, what is it? Had Pizzahead shoved it into his hands? Why does it feel vaguely familiar? Why a tomahawk? All questions that fly through The Vigilante's head for only a moment, before he just. Kind of shoves it into himself and pulls a pistol out instead.

Probably better this way. He can Jump Jump Slide Slide pretty well, but it's hard to beat ol' reliable.

The moment the revolver is drawn, the hammer is fanned, six clones taken down in six precise shots. Reloaded in an instant. Been a while since his last shootout, and the familiar rush prompts a grin to tug at his expression.

Something in the crowd catches his eye, though, something that doesn't stop him from aiming the pistol behind himself and taking another duplicate out without looking. A familiar blur tears through the field... and stops at his feet.

He seems a little lost.

The Vigilante pauses for a moment, scratching the back of his head with the revolver's handle. How should he handle this...? Well, eh...

"They're, ah, boxes in hidin', lil' fella. Get out there an'—"

Before he can finish, Mort turns around 180 degrees. An explosion sounds off in front of him, scattering more duplicates everywhere.

It seems Mort was given a grenade launcher.

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#//-Was wondering how to reference 8BDM. KASBJCKASJBKCXS #//-This is such a cool event. I love it here #//-I almost gave Mort the Satsui no Hado instead but I thought that might be going too far—

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bowsnbots · 9 days

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//-There's a joke to be made here, about "Make sure Omino doesn't die so I can kill 'im myself," but I do not have the mental fortitude to make it right now—

#► vio rambles (ooc)#//-I will!!! Write a full thing eventually #//-Event came at a bad time for me. I'm knee deep in an essay that is actively sapping all of my brain power #//-But rest assured I WILL think of a funny weapon to give The Vigilante. And may even hijack Mort for the occasion—

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bowsnbots · 9 days

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—There's a little bit of... chaos that the Vigilante's old employer would find when he got here. Forget the cheeseslime himself standing there seemingly dumbfounded for a moment. The cow(?) from earlier is unmovingly bouncing around its pen as loudly as possible. Mort the Chicken is pecking the living hell out of the TV, and it's unclear whether it's because of the program or because it's an old box-shaped CRT.

Surely, Pizzahead being the one to call him to action will be a problem. There's a bounty hanging on the wall with his face on it. It's gonna take a lot of convincing to—

"I'm in."

O. Oh. Okay! Not than anyone other than the fake himself is gonna argue, surely, but... huh. Lucky thing he has that flamethrower next to his chair, eh? Time to cook some pizza dough.

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#//-IF THIS IS BAD. PLEASE LET ME KNOW #//-I'm about to go play some video game with the missus but I will rectify/delete anything needed KAJBSCKABSCXS

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bowsnbots · 10 days

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//-It feels as apt a time as ever

#► vio rambles (ooc)#//-Every time I think I'm fully in sync with Mii lore #//-'We're full in on PT now surely the Miis are safe' -the words of a madwoman #//-I hope Omino gets 3 hands at the end of this. One extra as an apology #//-So he can make pizza at 150% efficiency as god intended

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bowsnbots · 12 days

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"IS IT IMMORAL TO ARREST THE MII NOW."

#► freeze cracker (crack)#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#//-VIGI VC DEFEND YERSELF Y' BASTARD HERE'S YER GUN Aoh my god i'm so sorry. i. i didn't know #//-IT'S MIDNIGHT I'M SORRY I WAS WATCHING YOUTUBE AND PLAYING VIDI GAMES #//-OMINO!!!!!!!!!!! MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bowsnbots · 13 days

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—"Y'know, maybe that kid ain't so bad."

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► freeze cracker (crack)#//-(Vigert VC) It's okay kid Pep P-ranked me so I missed all my shots too

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bowsnbots · 13 days

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—No wonder that kid wanted out of the Mii lore, actually-

#► freeze cracker (crack)#//-Vigilante doesn't know Mii lore either #//-In fact I'm half-convinced he doesn't know the Extended P.izza Tower lore. tbh #//-(Vigert looking up from his gun-cleaning) th' hell's a zuccini

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bowsnbots · 18 days

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Peppino Spaghetti. I will call in one (1) Cow Airstrike to your location if you agree to turn your son in for Crimes. We can help each other here

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► reaction image time (dash comm.)#► freeze cracker (crack)#//-If they wanna find Fake Noise so bad they should've talked him into stealing a Weenie Mount #//-Vigi would've found him right away. smfh #//-(STILL OWE THAT REPLY. IT FEELS LIKE THE WRONG TIME THO—)#//-AKJSBCJKABSCKSX

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bowsnbots · 20 days

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—Ah, there it is!

The Vigilante glances up from that, uh... cow-with-a-question-mark that he's milking, eyes squinting at the distant television screen that turned itself on. He doesn't need to see clearly to recognize Noise's voice. Wonder who the poor sod is this time.

It takes him a minute to check. Figures he should wrap up his work. It's not like the cow's going anywhere; it's unclear if it's actually. Moved at all since he started? But he doesn't want to get distracted while he's working. Thus, the show runs in the background while he works.

That other voice is kinda familiar, though. That's gonna bug him until he gets up to check. It isn't long before he finishes up, brushes his hands together to shake off any excess, and slithers over to the TV, expecting, like, Pepperman, or Steve the Cheeseslime Bandit, or—

"Oh, son of a bitch."

#► outlaw beware... (the vigilante)#► reaction image time (dash comm.)#//-(Vigilante VC) Won't even give him a gun. Coward #//-(Fake Noise clone about to flatten him)

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