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So, we all love Gale’s mirror image/simulacrum, and how the ‘certain measure of Gale’s personality’ that he retains is Gale’s sweet, dorky charm…but is Gale himself aware of this?
I don’t believe we ever see Gale actually interact with his mirror image, as it always appears as a replacement when Gale is elsewhere.
It’s possible Gale has always just assumed he’s created this 100% straightforward, serious mirror image who radiates scholarly intelligence…because surely, that’s the aspect of his personality that it would pull from, right?
Imagine if one night, after Gale and Tav are married and living in Waterdeep, they start reminiscing about their romance. Tav brings up their first night together, and mentions how surprised they were to see Gale’s mirror image standing in his place at camp.
Gale is pleased, and says with a gentle laugh that he hopes Tav wasn’t too intimidated by his simulacrum’s stoic nature.
To which Tav responds oh no, not at all! They loved how adorable he was, and they still remember the cute pose he did to represent Gale’s personality!
Gale (perplexed): …darling, whatever do you mean? What pose…?
Cue Tav, perfectly miming this:
Gale:
HE DID WHAT
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I didn't fall in love with a God, Gale. I didn't even fall in love with an Archmage.
I fell in love with a man from Waterdeep, shovelling the shit with the rest of us. I fell in love with a man who would sit by the pot for hours, making sure it wouldn't boil over. I fell in love with a man who I imagined I could kiss, not because he showcased his potential power, but because it looked lovely when he blushed.
Can Gods blush, Gale?
Can they?
OOF this one HURT!! It's non-canon to my playthrough, Gale is very much still just a guy and happy enough that way, but that one Everything Everywhere All At Once quote has been stuck in my head ever since I saw God!Gale for the first time. Gale's folly indeed.
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This will be a surprise to no one but I am going to become absolutely insufferable if the M9 animated series gives us heretofore unknown Essek content
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The mighty nein’s backstories are really like. Abused and kidnapped. Abused and killed own family. Orphaned and kidnapped into new tribe and abused. Woke up in own grave. Orphan who became a normal sailor then almost died. Family slowly disappeared one by one. Kept hidden inside a brothel and then sent away. Totally 100% normal life until horrifically killed and resurrected as the monster that killed you.
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☕️ Kitchen Flirt 🥰
They're having one of these glorious spring mornings, where everything is golden and perfect and they get to be a bit flirty without feeling silly about it 🌟
(April's ρα🌳on print!)
Join here!
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[image id: A screenshot of a tweet from the @genderoftheday Twitter account. The tweet reads: "Today's gender is depression and the smell of fresh-cut grass". At the top, it shows that Sam Riegel has liked this tweet. end id]
Me, initially reading this: haha nice :D
Me, clocking the first part of the tweet: wait- SAM RIEGEL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED-
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kipperlilly copperkettle hating the bad kids since day one of freshman year: funny, intriguing, typical of high school kids and of what we know about kipperlilly, and very understandable given that the school is structured into clique-like adventuring parties, of course some students would hate other parties
kipperlilly copperkettle hating RIZ specifically since Day Fucking One: LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL LITERALLY WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY EVER FUCKING DONE TO YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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How the night changes or whatever One Direction said
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Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.
Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.
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quick warm-ups from last wk's ep? as i prepare for this wk's ep?
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imagine that you meet god and god looks like you when you were 14
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Loved that this was such a genuine and visceral reaction from Siobhan Thompson, an adult
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happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.
help trans women evacuate gaza
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