sometimes i just wish i was…….more than i am
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to do list:
○ holding a boy's head on my tits and scratching his scalp and peppering kisses on the crown of his head.
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rb to knead your mutual with your paws
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With all due respect.
*looks at you disrespectfully*
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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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Garfield Coffee Mug “SLURP! RIP”
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
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Yes hello excuse me but *screams into void*
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