sometimes i just wish i was…….more than i am

to do list:

○ holding a boy's head on my tits and scratching his scalp and peppering kisses on the crown of his head.

pedro pedro pedro pedro

rb to knead your mutual with your paws

Oops

With all due respect.

*looks at you disrespectfully*

miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

Garfield Coffee Mug “SLURP! RIP”

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Yes hello excuse me but *screams into void*