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big titty men are my moto for life.
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The one day a year I bust this out for has come again…..
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Going Toast?
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Bonus Valerie gnawing on Toast Danno from my latest fanart:
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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
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Okay Eldon Stammets
touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony
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"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way
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"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way
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Y'all, imma be real. I never post. I promise myself I will but then I end up just looking at funny memes and forgetting.
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Nah, the real tease is when it's a thunderstorm forecasted but instead it's just light showers and it's showing up earlier than forecasted so you're getting wet at the right time, leaving work to go home only for it to stop as you manage to get into your house.
Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
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