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It's enruoB NosaJ
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You fools. Haruhi is the only top in the entire Host Club
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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[Artist:Yujungegg via twitter]
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how to start discourse:
[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]
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more casual kisses please
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God….GOD…Viktor Nikiforov is such a sugar daddy and Yuuri Katsuki is the crabbiest sugar baby on the face of the planet.
“Yuuri let me p–” NO VIKTOR I WILL PAY FOR MY OWN 
He puts a catalog in Yuuri’s lap and says, “Anything catch your eye?” and Yuuri says, “That model needs to straighten his back” and then closes it.
He sees Yuuri looking at chocolates while they’re shopping one day and comes home a few days later with a dozen truffles from the MOST EXPENSIVE CONFECTIONER IN TOWN. 
“I’m on a diet,” says Yuuri, something dead behind his eyes. “It’s the diet you put me on.
It takes Viktor almost a year of marriage to figure out how to say “I physically need to spend money on you” without making it sound like a sex thing even tho it’s a sex thing it’s definitely a sex thing.
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Me, looking over the architecture plans for my evil organization’s base: “Hmm. Looks good, but there’s just one one problem. The vents need to be bigger. Make those air ducts easily accessible and large and strong enough for a well-muscled adult man to crawl through them.”
Henchman: “Isn’t that a security risk?”
Me: “What? No. Also, make sure they form an unbroken connection between all the most important rooms in my lair.”
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"i wonder what appa knows..." @canadianotaku13
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guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls
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people in church: 🙏🙏🙏
me: haha nice fullmetal alchemist reference
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J.K. Rowling couldn’t predict this Cursed Child
need me a smart girl who know big words like Congregate
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i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for
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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
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I wish the world would understand..
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Incredible 
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