Newest epiphany: my gender is actually Wiglett playing electric guitar
my gender is electric guitar
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auto suggest bewilders me
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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Me and the mutuals I pulled by posting every deranged thought I have
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was today's connections really easy or am I just really cool for getting all of them in under a minute
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*takes off sunglasses in disbelief* my god, what's happening to the s- OW MY EYES
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my cousin is in the audience tonight and will probably read the program
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didn't know nyc could have earthquakes
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I'm genuinely curious
I had this idea because I realized I definitely had a year where everything bad seemed to happen and I'd call it my worst, but I don't know if other people have years like this.
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I'm used to seeing people my age get married atp but now I officially know someone younger than me who is pregnant (intentionally)
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