I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because  when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

instead of xp or milestones, leveling up is based on absolutely ridiculous side quests that are individual to each party member. like you want an extra attack? catch 37 wild frogs

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queen of the world to me

we watched The Neverending Story for the first time in years and the line “It has to hurt if it’s to heal” hit me like a truck

Doctor Who The Devil's Chord

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

Sketches for the @guardian bookmouse cartoon that I posted recently.

gettinge forciblye ouſted from mine medæval booke clubbe after we reade le morte darþur and i ſay þat ſir lancelot did noþing wronge

whatever tumblr users did to breaking bad is the exact opposite of what everyone did to mlp

Dracula Daily Year 1: Aww, our good friend Jonathan is poor little meow meow.

Dracula Daily Year 2: Our good friend Jonathan is in a legit horror story, and I have literary analysis to share.

Dracula Daily Year 3: We have created a metanarrative wherein not only is our good friend Jonathan in a legit horror story, but he is also cursed to live in a horrifying time loop until we stop doing this.

I dreamt there was an episode of Columbo where he’s a rat. The trouble was that he kept getting distracted from the case by food he found in the gutter.

Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.

when i was little i thought it was stupid that sims had a meter for how much they liked their environment, while as an adult i'll clean some part of my house and later feel the bar going up when i walk by it

recently started rewatching house md for the first time since middle school and you know say what you will about queerbaiting or w/e but i genuinely do not think a confirmed romantic or sexual element would add anything meaningful to whatever house and wilson have going on

the interior of a panera is designed to contain a minotaur