i am an artist. i make art

Swimming Pool, Samm Cox

I love my boyfriend so much he’s a complete and utter idiot. here are some examples he told me about the dumb things he's done or didn't know existed 1. Narwhals were actual, living creatures 2. Sprayed sanitiser onto the grill at work instead of cooking oil, meaning that a whole batch of McMuffins had to be thrown out 3. That Japanese spider crabs are not sexy asf 4. He needs to wear glasses but often doesn’t, making it really funny when he messes up because you know that the bumbling baffoon isn't wearing his glasses.

i only listen to real music

reflect

I would be the highest bidder ngl

I had a Dream where Ambrose did Cock and ball torture on Me.

WIP piece of our lord and saviour Ambrose Kenny-Smith

I confessed this, this is a joke

TOP 10 AUSTRALIANS OF ALL TIME

number 1-10! : ambrose kenny-smith

Shameful. Eric the the peak of humanity and you should want to fuck him until he cries for mercy.

:( what happened to the gizz your wiz confessions. I will demonstrate. I am scared of Eric, as we all should be

i wish i had any idea what you meant anon

this is. too fucking dumb for me not to do. @yungterra

to all trans guys: the f on your birth certificate isnt for female, its to pay respects

If you ever wonder what middle school is like now.

Today one of my peers was sitting on the floor in a ball and so his friends stood in a circle around him t posting while the shortest kid default danced.