THE OTHER DICK 

Chapter 25: “Indebted”

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Summary:

Cosmo is a Private Detective, known as the "Other Dick" you can find in the Lust Ring of Hell. His jobs mostly include snooping on people for money and taking pictures of them in the middle of sex for blackmail. Not the most glamorous job, but it's a living. This new case's client, the recently divorced "Stella" of the House of Goetia might prove to have a case that's more than he can swallow.

Chapters: 25/?

Fandom:

Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stolas Goetia/Original Male Character(s), Blitzo/Stolas Goetia Characters: Stolas Goetia, Original Imp Demon(s) (Helluva Boss), Original Helluva Boss Character(s), Stella Goetia, Blitzo (Helluva Boss), I. M. P. Employees (Helluva Boss), Striker (Helluva Boss), Octavia Goetia Additional Tags: Original Character(s), Private Investigators, Stripping, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Stalking, Porn With Plot, Pining, Imp City (Helluva Boss), Blitzo is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia is Bad at Feelings, Flirting, local man ruins everything, Noir-esque, Street fighting, Slow Burn, Action/Adventure, Angst, Gay Male Character, gay main character, Anti-Imp Prejudice (Helluva Boss), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Major Original Character(s), Mind Games, Gay Sex, Stolas Goetia Has a Cloaca, Stolas (Helluva Boss) is Trying, Stolas Goetia Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs A Hug, Dreams and Nightmares, Oral Sex, Dress Up, Smoking, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Slice of Life

About the AO3 "No Guest Comments for a while" warning

If you're not following any of AO3's social media accounts you might be in the dark as to what kind of "spam comments" have engendered this banner at the top of the site:

These spam comments have been posted about a great deal on the AO3 subreddit for the past couple of days. Initially they comprised a bunch of guest (logged out users) bot comments that insulted authors by suggesting they were using AI and not writing their own fics. Some examples, from the subreddit:

But it then escalated to outright graphic porn images and gifs being posted in comments, again by logged out 'Guest' accounts. Obviously, I'm not going to give examples of those, but between these two bot infestations, AO3 has clearly decided to act and has temporarily closed the ability to post comments for users who are not logged in with an AO3 account.

Unfortunately, this means that genuine readers who don't have an AO3 account won't be able to leave comments on fics that they enjoy.

If you are a genuine reader who doesn't yet have an AO3 account, I strongly suggest getting yourself on the waiting list for one. More and more AO3 authors are now locking their fics down to registered users only - either due to these bot comments or concerns about AI scraping their work - which means you're probably missing out on a lot of great stuff.

Hopefully guest commenting will be enabled again at some point soon, but I suggest not waiting until then. Get yourself on that list.

Wait times are going to be longer than usual at the moment, due to the current Wattpad purge [info on Fanlore | Wattpad subreddit thread], but if you're in line, then your invite will come through eventually.

Update: There's now a Megathread about this on the AO3 subreddit.

im calm

me, being a liar:

WHY DO VAGGIES WINGS HAVE ONLY ONE STRIPE!? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY THATS A DELIBERATE FUCKIGN CHOICE TO HAVE HER WINGS LIKE THAT BOTH AS AN EXORCIST AND AFTER WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY

ITS DRIVING ME UP THE GOSH DANG WORLDBUILD WALL!!!

HEY GUYS. Reblogging to celebrate the fic reaching 400 KUDOS on AO3. Thanks alot, you all have no idea how much this means to me rn in my life to see that. I plan on working more on this wonderful story and I've been chipping away at the next chapter for awhile now.

Schools been kicking my tail, but I promise I'll be writing more when I can as soon as I can.

THE OTHER DICK  Chapter 24: “Time to Kill”

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Summary: Cosmo is a Private Detective, known as the "Other Dick" you can find in the Lust Ring of Hell. His jobs mostly include snooping on people for money and taking pictures of them in the middle of sex for blackmail. Not the most glamorous job, but it's a living. This new case's client, the recently divorced "Stella" of the House of Goetia might prove to have a case that's more than he can swallow.

Chapters: 24/?

Fandom:

Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stolas Goetia/Original Male Character(s), Blitzo/Stolas Goetia Characters: Stolas Goetia, Original Imp Demon(s) (Helluva Boss), Original Helluva Boss Character(s), Stella Goetia, Blitzo (Helluva Boss), I. M. P. Employees (Helluva Boss), Striker (Helluva Boss), Octavia Goetia Additional Tags: Original Character(s), Private Investigators, Stripping, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Stalking, Porn With Plot, Pining, Imp City (Helluva Boss), Blitzo is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia is Bad at Feelings, Flirting, local man ruins everything, Noir-esque, Street fighting, Slow Burn, Action/Adventure, Angst, Gay Male Character, gay main character, Anti-Imp Prejudice (Helluva Boss), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Major Original Character(s), Mind Games, Gay Sex, Stolas Goetia Has a Cloaca, Stolas (Helluva Boss) is Trying, Stolas Goetia Needs a Hug, Everyone Needs A Hug, Dreams and Nightmares, Oral Sex, Dress Up, Smoking, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Slice of Life

lost his wallet in the explosion. this is the second best thing he has to offer.

Sir Pentious got that RizzzzzzzzzZzzzzz~

How do you handle your radio demon? 📻👹

@umnokorito

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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be

Thay r adding new tqarot card the faggot

gay people will romanticize anything. fossilization is an act of love. the earth holds the child that returned to her so tight in hopes that she never has to let go. eventually you'll fall away from her grasp no matter what, but at least you can leave behind an impression that she'll hold onto forever. fuck. hold on bad example. gimme a minute. fuck.

Vintage Gay Pulp Art Prints from PulptasticPrints

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Lesbian pulp prints here