Boggart in his element

Trust

this was supposed to be a quick doodle what happened

anyway thank you boggart for serving up both delicious prawn AND awesome cleavage. what would elden ring be without him

i have a feeling if i ever draw him again i will subject him to the hellyeahpancakisation beam and get rid of the washboard abs. this first time is different because i worked closely with a reference image of how he looks in the source material and he is incredibly fucking ripped. sorry i must break my trademark this way lol😔

im just a poor boy… i need no shrimpathy… 🍤

Sorry these tuppers are really enhancing the server experience.

catgirls this mousegirls that... what about shrimpgirls...

shimp

In all honesty, the man to whom Jarrod speaks isn’t really in the mood to cross blades, either. He prefers to use his fists, after all.

Ah, but violence is not on his mind in this moment. Hard to think of anything other than your stomach when you’ve got a nice pot of prawns cooking up. But that said, interruptions certainly can spoil a good meal, and Boggart is one who prefers to eat alone, so given the circumstances…

Horses make for good company, all things considered. Horse riders, though? Well…

He spares a glance up at the man atop the mare, squinting into the light of the Erdtree looming above the both of them. From this angle, the man almost looks haloed in gold, like a righteous godhead looking down upon a vulgar pawn. How pretentious. Boggart would spit at the thought if he weren’t wearing his mask. “Whassit to ya?” the blackguard asks, the words coming out hitched to the tail of a sneer. “Piss off. Can’tcha see m’busy? Don’t ‘ave time to be talkin’ ‘bout li’l girls wha’ can’t smell a swindle even when they’re starin’ up the arse end a’ one.”

The aroma of boiling prawn and crab was not what Jarrod expected as he approached the abandoned shack in the middle of the Lakes of Liurnia. White smoke from behind it signaled him to a fire, which should be tended to by another. He slowed Sue to a trot as they got closer, guiding her around to the back end of the house, where indeed a flame was being tended to by a man wearing an iron mask of a prisoner.

“Pard’n,” Jarrod spoke, keeping a respectful distance. “Y’ wouldn’ve met a young girl with blonde hair an’ braided loops, would y’?” The question was rhetorical; this man was likely the only one who was here, and the space looked well lived. “Th’ young lady claims t’ve lost a necklace. If y’ve got it still, we’ll talk.”

He really hoped the man was amenable to diplomacy. He was not in the mood to cross blades.

@boilprawnshack

Prawn dude!! There really isn’t enough content of this guy

Who is the most kissable character in Elden Ring?

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but you have to consider the shrimplications…

time to sniff a line of coke off my penis

You’re Tarnished too, ain'tcha? Can you see it then? The guidance of grace, I mean. I can’t see it at all no more. Makes no bloody sense anyway, why some no-name shithead like me should get called to the Lands Between. Cruel bloody joke, you ask me. Maybe something went tits up with it. Maybe… it’s been broke for a good long time. The Erdtree, I’m sayin’.

Ending of elden ring where u do a shellfish-themed marriage ritual with the blackguard prawn guy to become king consort to the elden lord of chilling and hanging out

Biblical…..