Is it true that rain doesn't boil in the Human Realm?
it/they/xe/any neopronouns (or any pronouns EXCEPT she/her, really) - 20 - aromantic asexual and nonbinary - autistic - I have bitten and will bite again
You died with a remarkable fortune and no heirs. You grant your wealth to two rivalling schools in the same city, under one condition: One of them must always keep your preserved skull. They may keep it on display (therefore attracting interest and potentially fame to the school) but that always raises the risk of students of the other school stealing it. The students and staff of the other school have not only the right, but the duty to do so at any opportunity. Nobody can be arrested for this unless they're caught breaking some other law.
Ideally, the students of the two schools keep stealing your skull, back and forth, forever. The culture of both of the schools is enriched by this activity, the students are too busy engaged in these harmless shenanigans to drift into worse habits and behaviours, and you get to be included in countless nonsensically frivolous heist operations whose sole purpose is to bring more fun into the world.
As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."
I have a beautiful young man in my house who screams and cries for dinner 1-2 hours before dinner time (dinner time has been the Same for Years he is Fine he just wants Wet Food) so we have implemented,,