Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
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*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
“sir we don’t serve that”
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
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no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one
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She is the cutest lil baby ❤
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Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day
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me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language
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