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took an edible now im researchin g lamp shades
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kimchi 🪽 tofu 💫 rice cake 🎠 chili crisp 🌈
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Happy 71st Birthday to the Pope of Trash, Mr. John Waters.
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hachi
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'I want to be a part of an edgy/morbid music based subculture but im too much of a soft eared pussy to listen to edgy or morbid music that isnt pop' is, was and will be an embarassing take
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bitches will say “i know a spot” and pull up to the Frerard hoouse
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do it for her (your thirteen year old self)
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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> looking for a new lgbt club
> ask the president if the lgbt club is john waters or our flag means death
> she doesn’t understand |> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is john waters and what is our flag means death
> she laughs and says “it’s a good lgbt club sir”
> attend a meeting
> it’s our flag means death
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i just woke up from a dream that my best friend and I were at a music festival in a tent with a famous musician whom I shant name and like 20 other people and he was doing an art performance of some kind and apropos of nothing he threw off his robe and was totally naked and someone took a photo in that very moment for media coverage
and in the photo, the other 20 people looked awe stricken at the apparent beauty but my friend and I were grabbing each other in alarm like we were watching an A24 film and I had my hand slapped over my mouth in shock and people started zooming in on us and posting screencaps and tweets like “where are they afraid???”
and it went viral as a meme and we were called “the afraid guys” and the musician was mad we distracted from the point of his piece and I ran into him at a Trader Joe’s and I apologized to him for reacting to his ass in terror.
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