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Uhhhh as someone who worked at Starbucks, that is not REMOTELY what a Frappuccino is.

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

theres too many i cant name just two

This makes me think of how the canyon my family often went to when I was a kid, which I have only ever experienced as desert, was green forest when my mom was a kid. 25 years was all it took.

By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.

who wore it better

i've been dying at this for the past 30 minutes

I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

i've noticed in lefty circles there is a complete aversion to attempting to understand how the evangelical right winger mind works. in my view it's impossible to form a defense against their tactics if you don't attempt to figure out their goals or how they view their endgame. i see this a lot with reproductive rights where every time a heartbeat bill gets passed they say something like 'this is so cruel they just love cruelty how can this happen' or something vague like that when that's not even scratching the surface on their political goals of social and medical control for disproportionally women and especially women of color and how restrictions in rights benefit them and the world they are trying to make

it's that time again where i bitch about post 9/11 corporate country music

"It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling. Continuously breaking labels down and creating terminology for each facet of one’s identity shrinks communities until it’s just one person convinced that they’re the only one who relates to their experiences. It isolates people and ignores the importance of individuality within a collective identity."

On Hyperpersonalized Sexual Identity