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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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Apparently Khalid was not allowed to put a hit out on Count Rowe.
Somehow , Yuri found out that he had tried. Khalid was personally pissed off that his Guy also worked for Yuri, but apparently every assassin in a fifty mile radius worked for Yuri and it would have been difficult to find an assassin who didn’t work for Yuri. Khalid still would have liked to be told. The wonderful experience of having Yuri show up at his nap station in the Abyss library yelling about how Khalid was not allowed to murder his adoptive father could have been avoided.
“Sorry, sorry,” Khalid whined. “I thought you didn’t like the guy. I’ll double check next time I try and you-know-what one of your relatives.” 
“Of course I fucking hate the man!” Yuri cried. He was absolutely yelling at the top of his lungs about murder, but this was Abyss and nobody cared. “Of course I want him dead! But you can’t - you just cannot - agh!”
“Why can’t I?” Khalid asked, baffled. “I won’t get caught.” 
Being a teenage boy sucks. You fall in love with three different people in one chapter. How does he find the time.
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"Fodlan’s just a joke to you, isn’t it?”
“It’s not a particularly funny one,” Khalid said seriously. Yuri’s face darkened, and Khalid hurriedly said, “Look, you have no idea why I’m here. I could be here to help the Alliance! I could be here from the goodness of my heart!”
“Uh,” Hapi said, “you aren’t.”
“Of course I’m not! But I could be! I could secretly be a great person, you know.”
“Forgive me for saying so,” Constance said, “but you quite certainly are not.”
“Obviously! But let’s just keep an open mind regarding my character, won’t we?”
“No thanks,” Hapi said. 
“If you agree to some light experiments so I can compare and contrast the effects of different spells on personages of different races, then perhaps -”
Yuri looked so exhausted. “No experimenting on domestic and foreign royalty, Connie.”
“Why do you never let me experiment on anybody, Yuri? Do you hate science? Is that your problem?”
“Science has never done anything good for anybody.” 
“This is a backwards continent,” Khalid had muttered. None of them had disagreed. 
In which Claude and Yuri have some harmless fun, Byleth's secret plotting gives fruit, and Lysithea learns a new word.
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fanart for @muffinlance's fic, 'Little Zuko v The World' on ao3 that I drew (checks date) dear god.. in 2020.. that i seemed to have forgotten to ever upload
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Scaled Over, Chapter 4: Black Dragons
In which Sokka hAS a tImE
Story complete! Woo!
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Summary: At thirteen, Zuko knelt on the Agni Kai field and proclaimed himself his father's loyal son. But when fire touched his face, his dragon form begged to differ. Dragon!Zuko AU. In which dragon!Zuko is sick of human!Zuko's cognitive dissonance, and ready to throw down for the good of his nation. Now he just needs to convince his other half…
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Chapters: 19/30 Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Gaang & Zuko (Avatar), Zuko & the Fire Sages, Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Yue & Zuko (Avatar), Azula & Zuko (Avatar) Characters: Zuko (Avatar), The Gaang (Avatar), Yue (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Zuko’s Hat Additional Tags: Funny Hat Zuko AU, Fire Sage Zuko AU, Ozai (Avatar) Being a Terrible Parent, Found Family, Fire Hazard Siblings, canon-typical child abuse, Zuko is the Temple’s Baby Nerd, Worldbuilding, Zuko Joins The Gaang Early (Avatar), Zuko has never met a hill he wasn’t ready to die on, Autism Summary:
High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel. 
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The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.
This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.
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After Garreg Mach’s sweetest and most adorable teacher Byleth Eisner has a bizarre psychic vision, she dumps a bag of rat people into the unsuspecting classroom of Garreg Mach’s sexiest and most bilingual exchange student. Claude would much rather spend his time chasing conspiracies and mysteries than going to class and dealing with a school of maladjusted teenagers with daddy issues, but when the Garreg Mach mysteries begin hitting uncomfortably close to home he may not have a choice. Unravelling Byleth, Yuri, Dimitri, and Hilda’s secrets might be the key to surviving the school year - provided that Claude manages to successfully avoid learning any life lessons along the way.
In which Yuri finishes high school, Claude learns the language of flowers and white people, and Byleth saves her New Game+.
This is about a rich oil money teen boy from the modern world who gets isekai'd into Generic Western Medieval Fantasy, and decides that he hates all of these fictional characters in this stupid white people dystopia that hasn't even invented zero or germ theory.
Spiritually. It's not literally that. Claude doesn't know that, though.
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After Garreg Mach’s sweetest and most adorable teacher Byleth Eisner has a bizarre psychic vision, she dumps a bag of rat people into the unsuspecting classroom of Garreg Mach’s sexiest and most bilingual exchange student. Claude would much rather spend his time chasing conspiracies and mysteries than going to class and dealing with a school of maladjusted teenagers with daddy issues, but when the Garreg Mach mysteries begin hitting uncomfortably close to home he may not have a choice. Unravelling Byleth, Yuri, Dimitri, and Hilda’s secrets might be the key to surviving the school year - provided that Claude manages to successfully avoid learning any life lessons along the way.
In which Yuri finishes high school, Claude learns the language of flowers and white people, and Byleth saves her New Game+.
This is about a rich oil money teen boy from the modern world who gets isekai'd into Generic Western Medieval Fantasy, and decides that he hates all of these fictional characters in this stupid white people dystopia that hasn't even invented zero or germ theory.
Spiritually. It's not literally that. Claude doesn't know that, though.
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Blindsiding Badgermoles Chapter 3: Tea Cart Man and the Earth Rumblers
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When Zuko goes blind after the North Pole, Iroh takes his nephew to the quiet city of Gaoling to heal. Enter the Blind Bandit, who doesn’t need no Fire Nation spies in her town. Especially stumbly princes who make blind kids look bad. AKA: The Toph and Zuko blind buddy fic you've always wanted.
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As you can tell I liked Nigel and his terrible roommate situation a lot...
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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
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watching atla for the first time
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"problem plays" this "romances" that I'm proposing new and exciting Shakespearean Play Groupings for your amusement!
The Bad Dad Triad: King Lear, Henry IV Part 1, Romeo and Juliet
The "My Wife's A Floozy" Trifecta: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, the Winter's Tale
The "Me And My Shitty Little Minion Are About To Fuck Up Your Shit Hardcore" Trilogy: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, the Tempest
The Falstaffiad: Henry IV part 1, Henry IV part 2, The Merry Wives of Windsor
The "Holy Fuck There's Two of 'Em" Saga: Twelfth Night, the Comedy of Errors
The "Dear Diary My Homoerotic Bullshit Has A Body Count Now" Series: Richard II, Julius Caesar, Coriolanus
The "Why Are The Fucking Trees Trying To Kill Me. Hate This Shit" Trilogy: Macbeth, the Winter's Tale, As You Like It
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he’s so full of beans today.
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They are sooooo doomed by the narrative
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Ugh... leorio wants to save kurapika from himself so bad they make me SICKKKKKKK. UGH
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Just take this
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