bluedivvy
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if i started wearing thongs would that be hot do you think. my hairy ass in a thong slay or nay. i cannot afford to blow this job interview
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I swear he was much more skilful at this yesterday but this is far more entertaining
To quote the poem by @robotsfromouterspace
Leg so short
Short short leg
Leg so short he roll like eg
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HAPPY ALIEN DAY!!!! here are some of my favorite alien pieces!
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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i wish moose were domesticated like cattle...
tha moose..
ooooo the mooooose
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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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specifically this floor but if it was a dark blue
i am genuinely starting to believe i am psychologically a part of a mcdonalds playplace i can feel the grooved stiffness of the floors so well its like that one episode of spongebob where patrick is revealed to be the gorilla but instead my skin will unzip to be one slab of plastic mcdonalds playplace i can feel the uncomfortable stiffness of it everytime i lay down or attempt to sleep ,, the other day i cleared off every article on my bed and laid there so stiffly for 5 hours getting into the mindset of the playplace
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