i hope johnny cage appears oiled up wrapped in pretty pink ribbons on my bed tonight

You think in another timeline Johnny is just a stripper

can we go back to when mk1 released last year when pitbull was trending 🤧

i 100% believe if johnny was flirting with someone at a halloween party one of his pickup lines would be “what do say we go back to my room and do the monster mash?”

the real question is would you let him hit after that or nah (the answer is yes)

real shit

i need to beat him within an inch of his life

can someone make this a literal fic pretty pls with a cherry on top? i’ll give you a kiss if you do

i need to have johnny put his sunglasses on me and then rail me in them but each time they fall off he stops and makes me put them back on before he starts pounding in to me again

i need to have johnny put his sunglasses on me and then rail me in them but each time they fall off he stops and makes me put them back on before he starts pounding in to me again

it’s when someone pinches and twists your nipples till they turn purple

personal headcanon that on the rare occasion Johnny gets backed gets genuinely scared for himself during a fight, he abandons any bit of "honorable/fair fighting" and starts playing even dirtier than he already was. Nut punch, of course, we already know he's not ashamed to fight a little dirty. But also hits aimed at the neck/windpipe, throwing shit, he will throw sand in your eyes, he will hit you with a rock he found, he will bite if he has to, he gave an opponent a purple nurple once. His (relatively) fair & formal fighting is a personal favor to his opponent. When there's no cameras around anything's legal.

THIS IS SO GOOD OMG???

This one took me too long… hope you like it

is that a frosty five o clock shadow or am i seeing things

Everytime I see a post where JOHNNY CAGE being an annoying twink, an angel loses its wings, ten kittens dies and two kids get hit by a truck

well, my life is less monotonous and boring thanks to that silly.

*Kisses her on the mouth*

how do people love johnny but hate janet? They are the same exact person, just a different gender.

“oh she’s annoying” so is johnny

“oh she’s ugly” not really

“I wanted a johnny kameo” the game isn’t finished

��she’s no fun to play” don’t play her

you can dislike her but don’t go pushing your opinions on other people who like her. if you don’t like her don’t play her lmao

oh my god she’s heavenly

his hairline didn’t goddamn

I can’t anymore

Johnny hit the jackpot and I’m jealous

whERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE JOHNNY CAGE FLUFF. I need him absolutely soft and loving TOOTH ROTTINGLY SWEET I know we all whoring for him but fuck, I need the absolutely soft side of this man, hopeless romantic, skin on skin cuddles, kisses on collar bones and chests maybe even over top of where the heart is, legs tangled with one another's, back rubs, scalp scratches, sleepy cuddles, sleepy kisses, coming home and crawling into bed where their lover is already sleeping and waiting for you, baths where theh bask in each other's presence and wash each other's hair and body softly and tell each other how much they love each while they kiss eachothers wet shoulders