me: theres no reason for me to be anxious right now!!!
my brain: .....debatable
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Update I took my friends to the brunch place and it DID change my life we drank for 8 hours and then i drunk texted him "thx for the recommendation" lmao
A boy ghosted me in the middle of planning a third date lmao okay dude what the fuck 😂😂😂
Him: we have to go to this brunch place it will change your life
Me: okay! when?
Him: *disappears off the face of the planet*
BOY BYE
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Shoutout to my Jewish girls who don’t “look Jewish”
Shoutout to my Jewish girls who get mocked for their nose
Shoutout to my Jewish girls who get told they’re “to pretty to be Jewish”
Shoutout to my white passing Jewish girls
Shoutout to my black Jewish girls
Shoutout to my LGBTQ Jewish girls
Man I just love my girls
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A boy ghosted me in the middle of planning a third date lmao okay dude what the fuck 😂😂😂
Him: we have to go to this brunch place it will change your life
Me: okay! when?
Him: *disappears off the face of the planet*
BOY BYE
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