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Responses To Being Stabbed With A Sword
Aphrodite: rude
Athena: that's fair
Artemis: not again
Apollo: are you gonna want this back or can I keep it
Zeus: oh no I'm allergic
Poseidon: it sword of seems like you've got a problem with me
Dionysus: *laughter*
Hestia: sure, it's the thought that counts, and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt
Hermes: wouldn't it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop em? Can you even imagine? Gods. Just. Do it again. Pretend the first time didn't happen. Come on. Please
Hera: *grabs the sword by the blade, pulls it out, hands it back* you dropped this
Ares: that's unfortunate
Hades: it could be worse
Hephaestus: this isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain
Demeter: you wound me. Literally. You actually just. Wounded me. That thing is really sharp. Don't even look at me like that
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Hermes*about to tear up*: I saw you and Ariadne yesterday, holding hands.
Dionysus*nervous*: It's not what it looks like!
Hermes: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER! HOW COULD YOU!
Dionysus: BECAUSE WE'RE FREAKING MARRIED!
Hermes*about to tear up*: No best-friend-fwelings?
Dionysus: No, just love love. Like I'm married to her type of love.
Hermes: Ok... So I'm still your best friend?
Dionysus: Always :)
*they hug*
Ariadne: Sometimes this is too much.
Hestia: Come on my child I'll make you some tea.
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Zeus: Do you prefer Breast or Thighs?
Hestia: Personality-
Demeter: Let a woman CRUSH me with those thighs, and SMOTHER me with her breast-
Hades: DEMETER THERE ARE CHILDREN!!!
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Therapy with the gods:
Therapist: now what do we say when we feel this way?
Zeus: hoes mad
Hera: i’m here for a good time, not a long time
Poseidon: don’t be sad because sad backwards is das, and das not good
Hades: less depressy more progressy
Demeter: [takes out weed pen]
Hestia: so no one told you life was gonna be this way *clap clap clap clap clap*
Hermes: mercury retrograde, my dude
Ares: today feels like a good day to deadlift twice my bodyweight
Aphrodite: my anxiety is a doozy but this ass is hella juicy
Hephaestus: it be like that sometimes
Apollo: that’s show biz, baybee
Artemis: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me
Athena: called it
Dionysus: …fuck it we ball
Therapist: holy fuck, y’all need serious help
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This was absolutely hilarious in my head (drew it with my finger help)
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The Straw Hat Pirates
a/n: i was suuuper bored & in a bit of a creative mood so here:-)))))
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"IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY, WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE? EVERYBODY'S COMIN', LEAVE YOUR BODY AT THE DOOR!!!"
id: A digital poster-like drawing of Soul King Brook (a skeleton with an afro) playing an electric guitar shaped like a shark. He is wearing a dark purple suit jacket over a bright yellow shirt, paired with red pants with white and yellow stars. Behind his head at the top red text says "soul" and in front of him at knee-height pink text says "king". Both words are in capital letters. The background is light green with yellow and white lightning drawn like its coming from the middle of the image, behind Brook. /end id.
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A little dumb Trimberly comic inspired by the incorrect quote generator. Hope you like it!
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Zack: What's going on with you and Trini?
Kimberly: Uhm, I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. You know, actually, right before you picked me up? ...Trini and I had a little thing.
Zack: Oh my god, I love things. What happened?
Kimberly: Well, uhm, first she told me she liked how I looked, and uh...then we had a little....uhm, eye contact.
Zack: Eye contact? ...I hope you were using protection.
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Kim: Honey! Dinner's ready!
Trini: Did you...actually cook?
Kim: Pfft no. I'm just saying what you'll say when you make my dinner.
Trini:
Kim: I love you.
Trini: *turns and walks into the kitchen muttering under her breath something about "make dinner Trini-ella".
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trini: *jumps over a cliff*
kim: i’m in love.
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