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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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TIL the brains of rats have a “random mode” that is switched on when they are in unfamiliar situations
via reddit.com
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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edging my google play services
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True story, heard it from my aunt who works at nintendo
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This is the uncensored version of a page from my comic "The Prettiest Platypus" on Webtoon That you can read it here! <-
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animals have the best ways to show they're excited. dogs wag, cats purr and so on. what do humans get? boners and hard nipples
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Voodoo magic 🤣 More like this
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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.
FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh
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Customer: (not on record) DMV: SEXUAL Verdict: DENIED
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