stardew valley character’s schedules are so funny like yes elliott i also stare at the sea for four hours straight

when the 1.6 patch notes said "pets that love you will sometimes bring you gifts" i did not think that meant my cat would head to the lake, wrestle a fish twice his size out of the water, and drag it home to me

demetrius: can someone do something about the catfish having nasty reproductive sex in the lake :(

pam: oughg i wannab get FFUCKEDD up on them potaters

Anon opinion of you :) - you're a very talented artist, you draw the softest sweetest Julian art, and you seem like a lovely friendly person.

Ahh, why thank you anon! While I wouldn't call myself talented, my skills were more born out of a 7 year obsession if anything. I'm glad you enjoy my Julian fanart! His softer side is one I pride myself on portraying, it's one of my favourite parts of him (that's not to say I don't love the rest of him).

I've been told I'm a lovely person, but jury's still out on that, hah!

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

What if there is a new monster in stardew valley and it's a goose with speed 10 and damage 50 and makes the loudest noise when it rushes to player

But if you are holding a baguette it won't attack

guys i need you to be less comfortable making super negative comments abt a character in the tags of a random post abt that character. like i support haterism but make your own post. please stop and think about whether op, a person who is interested in this character enough to make posts abt them, wants to hear all that. i see this too much from people reblogging from me and it makes me embarrassed that you’re reblogging from me. you are being rude

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

Finally made it, decorated card with Julian Devorak! Ilyuska our beloved :'3

Waited for the stickers so long, but I think the end result is nice? Decorating this card was little bit easier than the first one, but still had some struggles with placement of stickers. Tried to put as much of meaningful stickers as I could. Hope you'll like it as well (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

There's a tiktok with process of making ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

The vid with shining is under the cut!

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

If you're struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to...

Google universities/colleges near you.

If you can't get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.

Look-up when the graduation date is

Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation

So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that's easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.

I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.

What I got for free:

Mattress and box springs

2 10 ft area rugs

The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.

Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds

My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.

Three short stools

An organizer rack

Watering can

Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)

Chairs

Shelves

What I got for cheap:

Two futons for $50

Custom coffee table with storage for $25

Three tall stools for $30

babushka,,, she is from the old country,,,

found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

heyyy (with the intention of pulling you into my arms and making you feel safe)