Anyways I really like this game

can I come over and stare at you like this 👉🏻👈🏻

i often see ascended astarion sort of automatically paired with an embrace dark urge as a natural pair that goes together perfectly & obviously yes it’s great narratively for 1,000 reasons so keep doing that & putting out art of it bc it’s delicious

but i do think the flip side of the pair to consider is: a Bhaalspawn who would Not put up with being ordered around and owned by a sad little vampire lord so they 1. know that already and refuse to let Astarion ascend or 2. let him ascend assuming the best and then get to know him post-ascension for 45 seconds and they’re like ah….shame….I have to kill my boyfriend

Today's Seal Is: A Little Shy...Will You Hear It Out?...

what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

and are these jobs hiring trans people for a diversity quota in the room with us right now?

spam breeding minecraft bees and sobbing bc the babies are so small and cute

hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

Sometimes I wonder how all these fishermen feel about Jeremy Wade very randomly coming up to chat them up about their fishes lol. Like none of them seem annoyed but they're also on camera and could very well be secretly annoyed

capybara

Fuck the cramps and the nausea and the hot flashes the actual most annoying symptom of menstruation is the need to take a nap every two hours

I've been following the director of Fallout: New Vegas on twitter for a few years now and I can't emphasise enough that this dude is really good at posting