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https://twitter.com/psychoknuckle/status/925619558035030017
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[Scene: Me, passed out on an operating table. A Doctor and Nurse stand beside me]
Doctor: Nurse Bussy, we need two gallons of cum stat, or this boy will die!
Nurse: Doctor masc4masc, we ran out yesterday…
Doctor: Sweet Lorde, if that’s the case, then there is only one thing we can do now.
Nurse: You don’t mean…?
Doctor: Yes, code bukkake is our last and only hope.
Nurse: *soft gasp*
Doctor: *Unbuckling his belt* We must act quick, Nurse Bussy. Gather every person with a penis in this building and have them cum here ASAP!
Nurse: Yessir, I’m on it! *Runs out of the room*
Doctor: *Cranking his meat* I promise you, boy, you will not die under my-UGHNFG FUCKFKCUCK NGHUGH *Cums into an IV bag* You will not die under my watch!
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dont bully me yuuichiro
which one of you nasty motherfuxckers changed the theme
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wow me
I’d like to hear what someone who knows nothing about Splatoon thinks about this information
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Kyle Smart - http://www.kylesmart.co.uk - https://twitter.com/Smart_Kyle - https://www.linkedin.com/in/kylesmart - https://www.facebook.com/KyleSmartIllustration
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This is the stupidest most ooc thing ive ever drawn I’m so sorry oh my god
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