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Fluff And Angst Masterlist
A Different Kind of Philly (ao3) - NiniMeggie
Summary: Dan is getting to an age where he is meant to be looking for a bride from one of the neighbouring kingdoms. After messengers are sent from various kingdoms from both lords and kings offering their daughters’ hands, Dan has a lot to consider. His father sends invites to the interested parties of the top three kingdoms and tells his son to pick whichever filly his heart desires. After meeting them, he thinks the Philly he wants is one his father would not approve of.
All That You Are is All That I'll Ever Need (ao3) - ficslesters (sohmaskyos), starrywrite
Summary: Dan Howell is just ordinary, but his boyfriend Phil is Amazing(Phil from YouTube). Or, AU in which Dan isn’t a YouTuber.
Back to Normal (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: When Dan joins Phil on a family vacation to Florida, Phil's mother thinks they've finally gotten together, Dan panics and goes along with it...
Butterfly (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets
Summary: Phil Lester, a lonely writer, finds a dying boy with beautiful black wings on a cold, rainy night in a dingy alleyway. He recognizes the boy as one of the winged men hated by human society. They are considered to be wild, ferocious beasts, but Phil's sympathy forces him to help the boy.
What happens when the boy, considered to be a wild beast, gets too attached and follows him home with an innocent, dimpled smile?
Danfiction (ao3) - EvaSage
Summary: Phil likes to indulge in phanfiction every once in a while, none more so than the work of one particular writer; @danfiction. But when their latest fic comes a little to close for comfort, Phil must question long-held beliefs and break through new barriers.
Dan the Personal Assistant (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan has to submit an application video to be an assistant for a company President, Mr. Lester. But what happens when he accidentally sends a wrong video?
Feeling Good (ao3) - barboletta
Summary: The life of Dan Howell, British single skater, is separated in two parts - before and after. Now, after two years of hospitals, plaster and no training he tries to prove to everone, and first of all himself, that he's still able to skate and compete on the highest levels. But there are some people in his life, who has known it all along.
First Impressions (Perhaps I Was Wrong) (ao3) - Ablissa
Summary: Phil Lester goes back to university for his third year, expecting to live in the dorms with his childhood best friend PJ. That's how it's been for the past years, after all. However, due to a mistake of some sort, he finds himself with a new roommate to spend the semester with.
Daniel Howell, three years his junior, has rich brown eyes, a laptop to hide them behind, and not more than two words to spare in Phil's direction. Phil is no fortune teller, but he foresees the upcoming months will be filled with a whole lot of awkward silence.
Unless, of course, Dan proves him wrong...
Could one little mistake lead to something entirely life-changing? Perhaps it could. After all, nearly everything changes when Phil meets Dan.
Here's Hope (ao3) - CanYourDan
Summary: In the past Omegas were treated terribly, however due to new laws in England, this practice has become illegal. Phil Lester works for an Omega rescue center, and so far things have been all business, however when a maltreated Omega named Dan comes in, things become complicated for Phil as he does the thing the center always advises against, his heart becomes involved, and he feels like it's breaking.
House Sitter (ao3) - Doesyourhusbandknowtheway
Summary: Dan Howell's parents are going on a 12 day vacation and refuse to let their sixteen year old son stay home alone for that long. They hire Phil, a nineteen year old boy from the neighborhood to stay at the house with Dan and to keep an eye on things. Who knew 12 days (and Phil Lester) could completely change Dan Howell's life?
Kinsey Two (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou
Summary: The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual–Homosexual Rating Scale, attempts to describe a person’s sexual experience or response at a given time.
Life without you would be a nightmare (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Dan woke with a start. His heart pounding and his face wet with tears. 'What the hell?" he breathed. He sat up and rubbed his eyes with the heel of his hands, and rested his elbows on his knees. He had to stand up, had to get the feeling worked out of him. His dream was so vivid, too real. He went into the lounge and picked up his laptop. A distraction, that's what he needed. He enabled his browsing position and started to scroll. However, his head started to bob almost instantly and fell asleep within minutes. He slept for a mere half hour before he once again woke, upset by his dream. He stood and walked to his bedroom door. Instead of turning right, he turned left and knocked gently on Phil's door.
Open When You Need To Know How Much I Love You (ao3) - Rhensis
Summary: When they first meet, Phil writes Dan a series of letters, and as their relationship and lives pan out in the most extraordinary ways, Dan finds himself relying on those letters.
Painting Flowers (ao3) - starrywrite
Summary: AU! Stereotypes insist that tattoo artists are usually terrifyingly intimidating with big muscles and thick accents. And then there’s Phil Lester: lanky, awkward, and ironically afraid of needles, yet arguably London’s finest tattoo artist and manager of the infamous Ink Poisoning. Despite the fact that Phil’s life is considered, by some, to be a bit unorthodox, there’s nothing in the world he’d change about it… except maybe he’d like someone to come home to other than his hairless cat, Dobby. But it goes without saying that after the catastrophe that was his last relationship, Phil can’t help but to cling to the safety net that is remaining single.
And then he meets Dan Howell, the budding florist who takes over the flower shop across the street and soon after becomes “the pastel flower prince of his heart” (as dubbed by Phil’s best mate Katie). Despite insisting that he feels no romantic attraction to the florist, Phil can’t deny that that needles aren’t the only thing that makes his heart race anymore.
Phoenix down (ao3) - ColdPorridge22
Summary: Phil does something heroic, but gets gravely injured. Dan gets a profound lesson in taking people for granted as he is faced with possibly losing Phil forever.
On the long road to recovery they struggle to keep their feelings to themselves, because they're both absolutely sure the other doesn't feel the same way. But that might hurt more than it helps...
read between the lines (i will if you will) (ao3) - Ablissa
Summary: Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?
danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?
Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
--
Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.
Revenge is Sweet (ao3) - danteasers
Summary: Phil's girlfriend breaks up with him, and to make her jealous Dan and Phil go to some extremes that make them question their feelings about each other.
Ride With the Moon In the Dead of Night (ao3) - mooksie01
Summary: Phil seriously needs to buy some allergy medicine or something. Or at least open a window next time he performs a demonic ritual. He wouldn't have thought that one little sneeze could've messed up a spell so bad, but now he has a demon on his hands and only six days to get rid of it before he's stuck with it forever.
...And maybe the demon is acting like a total cinnamon roll, but Phil is positive that it's all just an elaborate ruse.
Secrets We Didn't Need To Keep (ao3) - Ablissa
Summary: Dan Howell. Twenty-four. In love with his best friend and flatmate, Phil Lester, for the past five years.
Dan usually gets by, he does. He won't tell Phil, obviously not. But he can't even picture seeing the man with somebody else, and it seems like this time around, there is a somebody else.
In the middle of the night, we are all suspended in a strange void. In this suspension, secrets become hard to keep.
And that's not always a bad thing.
Steal My Heart (steal my whole life too) (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrayne), INeverHadMyInternetPhase (BirbWatcher)
Summary: Captain of the Royal Guard and Prince of Morellia, Philip Lester has never been given the chance to find love. Instead, he’s run from a system that works to end class differences and improve equality for its citizens. Happy as he is to make the world a better place, Phil can’t help feeling bitter towards his ancestors for making it impossible for him to find someone who will actually love him for more than just his title, and strives instead for a life of justice and doing good - only to meet his match in the King of Thieves, a man who will change everything he once thought he knew in life. Together, they must depart on a quest to save the kingdom, and, in the process, destroy their differences and find their own form of love.
The Prince and the Youtuber (ao3) - koleen
Summary: Dan Howell is the Prince of England and the first grandson of a late King, and Phil Lester is a famous Youtuber who turns out to be the first grandson of a late King’s Hand, the best friend of the late King. On one night of celebration of their daughters’ pregnancies 18 years ago, the best friends made a drunken pact to marry their first grandchildren to each other the year they both turn 18, completely forgetting to consider that their first grandchildren could both be male.
What Happened Last Night? (ao3) - duskomybloom
Summary: Things get complicated when Dan wakes up in Phil's bed after a party and he has no idea how he got there.
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Tickle Fics (2) Masterlist
part one
Dan and Phil Tickle Fic Compilation (ao3) - arandomraven
Summary: As i’ve said before. I Don’t feel comfortable writing about real people anymore, but im backing up old fics from tumblr since that site is going up in flames right now. these fics do not represent my writing or my thoughts on shipping real people as of now.
Glad to Be Home (ao3) - ticklishraspberries
Summary: Dan and Phil make up for the time they lost for intimacy on the tour.
I Didn’t Know Tickles Could Be So Dangerous (ao3) - PeanutButterJellyTotsandHobnobs
Summary: Dan’s in hospital and his best friend Phil is there through everything. But after a tickle fight gets too rough, things go drastically wrong.
Jumping On the Bandwagon Isn’t So Bad (ao3) - ticklishraspberries
Summary: Dan decides to jump on the ‘boys in crop tops’ trend.
Knick-Knacks (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan wants to get rid of most of their knick-knacks, their forever home has to be minimalistic. Phil isn’t helping Dan pack, he’s too busy buying more knick-knacks.
Love me (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan is cute and he knows it, and he really wants his boyfriends attention. So he decides to annoy Phil until he gets what he wants.
….
Dan loudly clears his throat, “Um excuse me? Yeah your cute boyfriend is right here and asking for attention.” He over-dramatically gestures to himself.
Maybe Only for an Hour (ao3) - AmeliaHollow
Summary:
Dan and Phil are teenagers in love.
Conveniently, they also happen to be neighbors.
One night, Dan can’t sleep so he texts Phil to keep him company. When push comes to shove Dan finds himself sneaking through the window of the bedroom of the boy he loves so he can spend ‘Just one hour’ with him without risking too much. If either of their parent’s found out they were together… or gay at all for that matter- that would be it. But we all know love makes you do crazy things.
Power Outage (ao3) - yeahthisaccountisinactiveso
Summary: There’s a power outage and Dan and Phil have some fun.
Puns, tickle fights, and a squishy rat named Dan (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan and Phil get into a little argument on Valentine’s Day, but Phil was sure he could fix things with a few punny gifts.
Slap and Tickle (ao3) - ticklishraspberries
Summary: Dan is incredibly squirmy when tickled, which inevitably leads to Phil’s injury
stuck together (ao3) - graydar
Summary: Even if Phil dyes his hair blonde or Dan gets a whole sleeve of tattoos, even if they never change their last names or wear rings on their left hands. Even if - everything changes. This will always be it for Dan.
waking up in your arms with my mind on you and me (ao3) - natigail
Summary: On October 19th 2021, Phil wakes up first. Twelve years ago he woke up way too early, nervous for their first meeting and now they are waking up in their shared bed in their forever home. Phil allows himself to be a little sappy but it’s okay because Dan easily joins him.
Welcome home! (never leave that long again) (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Dan comes home from tour and stumbles right into Phil’s arms. He is more touch starved than he’d realised.
What Dan Wants, Dan Gets (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: “i hate men but i want them to touch me”
- actual Dan on twitter
so this fic is based on that lmao
Yes, Extremely - phil-and-dan-lester
Summary: Fluff
You’re Perfect To Me (ao3) - ticklishraspberries
Summary: Dan is feeling insecure about his body, and Phil can’t have that.
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Teasing (3) Masterlist
part one, part two
Alone ;) Together (ao3) - DavineNaughter
Summary: Phil couldn’t remember being this happy in a long time. Not since he and Dan had found each other out as Friend, maybe when they started saying I love you out loud and in their heads. But this was a whole new level of happy, because along with it Phil felt himself overrun with relief.
Brat (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan is a sassy little brat and he’s such a tease.
So Phil decides to put Dan back in his place, that place being on his knees.
His Obsession (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Phil is completely obsessed with Dan’s ass. Even when out to dinner with his parents, Phil has trouble keeping his eyes and hands to himself.
Kiss Me Through The Camera (ao3) - PoisonWrites
Summary: “Phil wasn’t a stranger to seducing someone with just his words, so why was flirting with Dan the equivalent of digging to China with a teaspoon?”
Knick-Knacks (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan wants to get rid of most of their knick-knacks, their forever home has to be minimalistic. Phil isn’t helping Dan pack, he’s too busy buying more knick-knacks.
Practice Makes Perfect (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Phil said he would paint Dan’s nails in a live show, and doesn’t think much of it until Dan finds someone else to do it. Dan is surprised and amused at Phil’s reaction.
seasons change (ao3) - sadlybunny
Summary: The boy is irresistible. He’s got that “couldn’t be bothered” attitude that has always intrigued Phil, always made him want to know Danny a little bit better. Phil knows falling in love with his best friend’s younger brother is wrong. But he just can’t seem to do the right thing.
Senpai and The Schoolgirl (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Inspired by Amazing Phil’s “US v. JAPAN School Lunches with Dan and Phil” video from December 11, 2017, Dan tempts his boyfriend with the Japanese schoolgirl outfit following the conclusion of some sensual and playful filming.
Sensations (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Sure Dan and Phil usually kept their sex life fairly vanilla, but sometimes they’d play rough and Dan was a screamer and Phil loved taking control.
Sexual Fantasies (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Dan and Phil are joined by Martyn and Cornelia on their American road trip. Phil has to excuse himself from the casino when he sees the saucy and suggestive update to Dan’s Instagram story.
Slow Down - intoapuddle
Summary: Phil knows that Dan can hear him. Phil knows that Dan thinks that two can play at this game. Phil knows that that absolutely isn’t true.
Tangled Up (ao3) - Misha_with_Wings
Summary: It was hard for Dan and Phil to get any time alone while on tour. They were constantly being rushed through meet and greets or shoved to another hotel.
Luckily they could sometimes sneak away to the back of the tour bus and get all tangled up with each other.
Teasing - echohowell
Summary: Take some birthday fluff/pre-smut.
The Good Neighbor (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Phil’s a nosy neighbor, Dan disaproves…kind of. Mostly they love to tease each other.
The Maestro And His Muse (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: Phil is a professional artist. There are some things he has always wanted to try, and with a motto like Try New Things, it’s understandable that he’ll go through with many of them. Painting on living, breathing, naked human bodies is one of those things.
Unfortunately, he’s chosen his good friend, muse, and crush Dan Howell as his subject. What could go wrong?
To The Shop And Back (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Dan does the laundry, but Phil needs his jeans.
Warm, incredibly happy, and well loved (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Phil wakes up to soft kisses. Dan has a dream, and it inspires him in the bedroom.
What Dan Wants, Dan Gets (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: “i hate men but i want them to touch me”
- actual Dan on twitter
so this fic is based on that lmao
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Multiple Orgasms (2) Masterlist
part one
All The Weights In The World (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan doesn't understand why being made fun of his dick size turns him on, it just does. Thankfully, he has Phil who doesn't question it.
Birthday Surprise (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: Phil buys Dan a new toy for his birthday and throws him an extra special birthday party.
Can You Milk A...? (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: "Men can be milked."
- actual Phil at 5:58 in The Final Google Feud video
...and this fic is based on that lmao
Cops and Robbers (ao3) - phandomsub
Summary: Phil has always been open with Dan about his kinks — except for one.
Dan's Surprise (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: Phil invites someone to join them for a scene to surprise Dan.
Feel the Heat (ao3) - cockwhoredan
Summary: two british boys can’t handle the weather in florida. (maybe fucking isn’t the best way to cool down, but they do it anyways.)
Give Me More (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Who knew a lazy morning full of fluff and cuddles could turn into edging and overstimulation so quickly.
Give Me More (ao3) - notreallythatuseful
Summary: "'Sometimes I can come just from this,' Dan confides, the twitching of his hand revealing the way he must be curling his fingers inside of himself. 'Most times more than once.' His hand flies up to his cock, beginning to jack himself steadily. 'Phil, when I – when I see you, will you make me come, please? I want it,' he says, so genuine and so needy. His back arches off of the bed, twisting down desperately onto his fingers."
Or, Dan's a virgin who can come over and over again, and he and Phil see each other in person for the first time.
Happy Christmas, Daddy (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: A few days before Christmas Dan finds himself tipsy, lonely, and horny. He creates a Tinder profile where he meets Michael, a nice guy who enjoys bossing Dan around and giving him various tasks to do for him. But who is Michael? And what happens when both Dan and Phil's family Christmases are canceled?
Prompt: Christmas Tinder date! Dan isn't expecting much - Tinder's a place, as he's known, for pervs and slightly too desperate singletons (hey, that's /not/ him, thank you very much - but well, it's Christmas and anything can happen ;)
I can't get enough of you (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil wakes up feeling extremely sexually frustrated and no matter how much he gets off it isn't enough.
Luckily Dan was more than willing to be Phil's human sex toy.
Kaboom: How to Talk Dirty in the Bedroom (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Phil slips up in a gaming video and nearly exposes their sexual relationship. The content raises questions in Phil's mind, and he learns a thing or two about what Dan likes when he has the nerve to ask. Phil takes on a new persona when they make love that night.
King of Erotic Massages (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Phil is too stressed, Dan decides to give him a hand... among other things.
let our bodies make memories (ao3) - symmetricdnp
Summary: The tour's starting to kick into gear, and Dan and Phil enjoy one of their precious days off at home.
Mafia Baby (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters
Summary: Phil is the head if the city’s most powerful mafia, and Dan is his baby. Phil is ruthless, and feared. Dan is soft, but crazy, and most importantly, he is Phil’s. God help anyone who disrespects Phil’s baby.
Magic Shop (ao3) - your_starless_eyes
Summary: It made sense that Dan would need time to recover from the tour, just the same as Phil. It was logical reasoning.
How was he supposed to know? How was Phil supposed to know that it was, in fact, a bigger issue than he could imagine?
Make It 3, Just For Daddy - elliesfics
Summary: Dan has just moved into Phil’s apartment and at 18 years old he’s certain that he’s found the friend of a lifetime! Phil couldn’t agree more with that statement. Unfortunately, ever since Dan moved in, Dan developed a habit of getting off at least twice a day. The problem- he didn’t think Phil knew. Phil of course, has reached the point of being able to predict exactly when Dan would reach his high, though doesn’t have the heart to let Dan know that he can hear every last moan. But what happens when one night Dan, in what he thinks is private lets out a filthy secret.
Pain in the Neck (ao3) - prettymalfoy
Summary: Normally, Phil loved Dan's snakebites. The younger got them when he was 16, before he met Phil, inspired by the cool looking emos on MySpace he aspired to be. Phil had never known Dan without the piercings, had only ever seen pictures of him before he got them. They were a part of Dan, and Phil loved them. Normally.
aka Vampire Phil
Ready to Let Go (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrosepetals)
Summary: Dan doesn’t want to go to India in February, just before Valentine’s Day, with his increasingly homophobic parents. He doesn’t want to be a lawyer, or settle down with some pretty girl one day. Dan wants to spend Valentine’s Day with Phil. He wants to be an entertainer. And he sure as hell plans on marrying Phil one day. But more than any of that, Dan just wants be himself. He wants to be happy. Sequel to Too Tense to Be Undone.
Sensations (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Sure Dan and Phil usually kept their sex life fairly vanilla, but sometimes they’d play rough and Dan was a screamer and Phil loved taking control.
Sweet As Sugar (ao3) - prinanalogicality
Summary: Dan gets a reward for being such a good boy.
the blindfold he wears (ao3) - moonalive
Summary: dan edges phil and phil is blindfolded.
Tiny Dan (ao3) - MickythePhanTrash
Summary: I totally wrote this instead of my social essay. Dans tiny Phils big, Dan rides him and gets fucked like the twink he is.
Toying With You (ao3) - AmberNotes, mollieblack
Summary: Dan thought it’d be a fun idea . . . Something to spice up the dreary routine of life. This is what led him to the remote controlled vibrator, figuring it could add a bit of excitement to his day. One problem. Dan drops the remote. And Phil has no idea what the small plastic oval he finds on the train is, but he likes clicking the button and turning the dials.
Where You Belong (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan had always wanted to be in a D/s relationship, but he doesn’t know how to sub properly. That was until he met Phil.
wind me up, watch me go (ao3) - silentdescant
Summary: Dan cleans out their sex toy collection and Phil makes plans for using one.
you were a bad idea (and a good fuck, too) (ao3) - cockwhoredan
Summary: Essentially, Dan’s twenty years old and still masturbates like a sixteen year old boy who cums his pants just from hearing the word ‘boob’. Maybe, he thinks, it's not such a big surprise that he’s finally turned to Grindr after all this time, being the sad, desperate fucker he is.
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Fics With The Same Title (3) Masterlist
part one, part two
Bad Day - auroraphilealis
Summary: Dan and Phil are on tour, but that doesn’t stop Dan from having bad days sometimes. Thankfully, Phil’s always there to… make them seem more bearable.
Bad Day (ao3) - chatoyment
Summary: Nothing seems to be going right with everything that Dan does on that certain Saturday. It only got worse when Phil and him have a big argument for the first time in their new relationship.
Bad Day - mermaidstailonmyface
Summary: phan fic where Dan has had a very bad day at college and goes to Phil’s house for the usual round of video games and Phil, uh, makes it better?
Carry Me (ao3) - Flarky
Summary: Dan’s week without his meds has left him exhausted. Luckily Phil is there to carry him. (Aka that week in march).
Carry Me - jestbee
Summary: He’s not obsessed. It really doesn’t matter what Louise says.
“You’re looking again.“
"At what?”
“Your roommate.”
Phil isn’t looking. He’s checking.
“Pass the butter,” is what he says instead.
“You have butter.”
“I need more butter.”
Caught (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters
Summary: 2009 d&p figure out what sex is and they’re like… that’s good, so they do it on the pool table at Phil’s parents but then his mum walks in.
Caught (ao3) - hygge
Summary: Just because they weren’t together anymore didn’t mean that Dan couldn’t read phanfiction while he got off, right? Or at least that’s what he thought before Phil walked into the room.
Caught (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: Dan knows he shouldn’t, knows that Phil could walk in on him any second and catch him, but he just can’t help it.
Creature Of The Night (ao3) - glitterhowell
Summary: Dan’s skin is cold and doesn’t have a beating heart that is until the night Phil Lester walks into the same bar as him.
Creature of the Night (ao3) - obsessive-fics (xoPrincessKayxo)
Summary: Phil is the monster under Dan’s bed
Driving Me Wild - junghossokarchive-blog
Summary: In which Dan likes wearing croptops and shorts, Phil is a punk youtuber who drools over him and Louise wants them to stop pining.
driving me wild (ao3) - twinklyhowell
Summary: dan’s fingers clawed into phil’s shoulders as phil quickened his pace, stroking quicker and longer, and dan’s eyes rolled into the back of head, jerking back, choking out moans. he became louder, and phil’s smirk widened.
Duality - etoilesdephan
Summary: It was eerie in the prison, yet somehow Dan’s smile could calm him down.
Duality (ao3) - melapplesphan
Summary: During the filming of their 2018 Easter baking video, Phil finds that he can’t stop staring at Dan’s curls and wishing he was wearing his pastel outfit, so he asks Dan to put it on for him. Or, how Phil finally stumbles onto the main reason why he gets so turned on during the late nights he and Dan spend baking. In which Phil has a thing for Pastel Dan, running his fingers through Dan’s curls, and telling Dan he’s beautiful. Equal parts fluff and smut. Please heed the tags.
Endless Summer Night (ao3) - phanburnhamizzard
Summary: Dan loses a game of ‘Rock-Paper-Scissors’ and ends up experiencing a night of camping in the back yard with Phil.
Endless Summer Night (ao3) - phanburnhamizzard
Summary: For Phil’s birthday, Dan bought Hamilton tickets. Journey along with the boys as they spend an endless summer night together eating Dominos, sneaking a hand hold in the cab, and wrestling. Yes, wrestling.
Hurricane (ao3) - DryCereal
Summary: “In the eye of a hurricane there is quiet/For just a moment”
Hurricane (ao3) - eudaimonic
Summary: In which Dan and Phil live in New York in the not-so-distant future and are brought together by extraneous variables. Their meeting is intrinsic. Their power is ineffable.
Interrupted By Fireworks (ao3) - interruptedbyfjreworks
Summary: Dan and Phil watch the fireworks while in America on the Fourth of July.
interrupted by fireworks (ao3) - nostalgicphan
Summary: [ 2009!phan au ]
dan has the strange ability to hear whenever anybody anywhere is saying something positive about him.
for the past ten years, he’s been living in silence, dealing with the fact that nobody out there has anything good to say about him.
until one day, he hears something…
Lollipop (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan sucks on a lollipop and it turns Phil on and Dan teases Phil and acts like he doesn’t notice and it leads to punishment
lollipop (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: In where Dan’s bisexual and slutty as fuck and Phil just wants his candy business to take off.
Monster (ao3) - celeistic
Summary: Phil is sick and tired of Dan suddenly treating him like nothing. So, he decides to confront him about it, and it goes a bit sour.
Monster - helloanonymouswriter
Summary: Dan controls fire and Phil controls ice and they hate each other from previous events they do not speak off. However, when Dan gets hurt in battle Phil finds his hatred dissipating and replaced with worry.
Monster (ao3) - PatheticPidgey
Summary: Something strange is going on, and Dan doesn’t like it. Until, he ends up loving it.
morning (ao3) - watergator
Summary: a morning shared during the rain
Morning (ao3) - whylime
Summary: Dan wakes up not feeling his best, so Phil helps him feel better.
Oops (ao3) - dip_and_pip_trash
Summary: It only took one miss click for the world to find out the truth about Dan and Phil’s relationship.
Oops (ao3) - lilyxxxooo
Summary: The boys have a drunken night together and are suddenly overcome by feelings. They decide to remain just friends but both struggle with this decision.
Oops (ao3) - rencordings
Summary: “I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
Rain (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan), schnaf
Summary: When their dinner date gets ruined, the boys need to find a way to make it work.
Rain (ao3) - phanburnhamizzard
Summary: It’s a cold day with ominous purple clouds in the sky when Daniel Howell bolts out of his apartment and heads downtown. Phil Lester is left in their apartment alone, stunned, in the aftermath of their argument.
Separated from one another, they think back on their relationship, Dan’s depression, and what their friendship really means to them.
Then, it starts to rain…
Seven Years (ao3) - DryCereal
Summary: Dan: “Phil plays 'Hello Internet’ to wind me up sometimes……. It is the guaranteed way to upset Dan.” Vidcon 2016 Panel – ‘The First Time I Hit Upload’
Seven Years (ao3) - phanimist
Summary: three instances where dan and phil reminisce on their first meeting back on october 19th, 2009.
Seven Years (ao3) - prettysweet
Summary: Dan turns up in Manchester a little younger than Phil thought.
Speak Now - phanlight
Summary: teenage!phan are best friends and phil has a crush on dan. phil also has a parrot and one afternoon when dan’s at his house the parrot says “i love dan” or something and then fluff happens.
speak now (ao3) - overcastphan
Summary: Phil is not the kind of boy who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion, but Dan isn’t the type of boy who should be marrying the wrong girl.
sticky notes (ao3) - xpetriichxr
Summary: Dan is having a hard time dealing with anxiety and craves reassurance, but he just doesn’t know how to ask for it.
Sticky Notes - auroraphilealis
Summary: When Phil realizes Dan spends so much time in the bathroom telling himself off, he decides to take matters into his own hand’s and starts leaving Sticky Notes to cheer his best friend up.
Sticky Notes (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan keeps getting notes in his locker from a secret admirer…
Too High, Can’t Come Down (ao3) - calumthomases (orphan_account)
Summary: Phil never expected to be sticking his dick through a hole in the wall for some stranger to suck, and yet, here he is.
He isn’t even that down for this. Personally, he’s not really a glory hole person. Well, he’s a glory hole porn person, but that’s completely different.
Title from Toxic by Britney Spears
too high (can’t come down) (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Summary: Suspending himself 7,000 feet above the rest of the world seems likely to be a sure-fire way for Dan to escape normality, and isolate himself for the foreseeable future. The Secret of the Alps, a small hotel tucked into the side of the Swiss mountains is too niche for most avid adventurers to have heard of, making it the perfect place for Dan to work as he sorts through his problems. Unfortunately, privacy is a coveted thing, and as Dan soon finds out, the hotel harbours one guest who values it more than most.
When the Day Met the Night - camisadan
Summary: “When the sun found the moon she was drinking tea in a garden under the green umbrella trees in the middle of summer. When the moon found the sun he looked like he was barely hanging on but her eyes saved his life in the middle of summer.”
When the Day Met the Night - cocktailaunt
Summary: Dan Howell is what every high school student aspires to be. A player on the football team and invited to every party within a 10 mile radius, Dan doesn’t have much to complain about. Everyone knows who Dan Howell is. Until someone doesn’t. Phil, an artist with dark hair and a paint-stained leather jacket. He’s alternative, he’s different. But maybe Dan needs something a little different.
When the Day Met the Night (ao3) - thrillerqueen
Summary: Dan is like the moon, cold and dark, and alone. One day he meets a boy who shines like the sun.
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Fics Named With Dan & Phil’s Name Masterlist
Daddy Phil (ao3) - ReederJoe
Summary: This is a one-shot detailing a day in the life of Little!Dan and Daddy!Phil. Annoyingly huge amounts of fluff.
Damn Howell - chocolatesaucelester
Summary: Parties and hookups were never really Phil’s thing, but when he gets the opportunity to spend the night in the popular Dan Howell’s bed, he can’t really complain.
Dan And Phil- A History Of Two Spoons (ao3) - TheAlphaFox
Summary: It’s usually Phil that takes the blame when accidents happen around the Howlter flat. He’s clumsy and he’ll take responsibility for it. But SERIOUSLY- is there any need for Dan to get so angry about it when Phil only wanted to help?
Dan And Phil Can’t Cook - paradisobound
Summary: Dan and Phil were in charge of cooking the Christmas dinner this year in their new home in London. However, when things don’t go to plan, and Dan gets upset, their families come to the rescue and save the day.
Dan And Phil Go Outside - adorkablephil
Summary: Their story is like a fairy tale…
Dan Howell (ao3) - AlexLester98
Summary: Dan is 17 and pansexual. He has a secret boyfriend named Phil and a lesbian best friend named Kat. Everything seems perfect until prom night when both are hospitalised, after that everything goes to shit.
Dan Howell Hated The Holidays - phanwritings
Summary: Dan’s a divorce lawyer. Phil needs to get divorced.
Dan Howell Is My Boyfriend (ao3) - iihappydaysii
Summary: As a joke, Dan buys Phil a hoodie with a very interesting phrase on it.
Dan Howell’s List Of Kisses (ao3) - danthrusts
Summary: Where Dan Howell reminisces a few of his favourite kisses with Phil.
Dan Howell’s Ten Step Plan - gorgeousdan
Summary: Dan Howell may have been only fifteen, but he knew where his life was going. He was going to be a runway model, (his pastel goth fashion and thousands of tumblr followers assured him of that.) And just because he has a crush on Phil, a year eleven who also happens to be super dream and in drama, that doesn’t change Dan’s plan. It just inspires him to come up with a new one. A ten-step plan, to be exact.
Dan’s Cure For Travel Sickness (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters
Summary: Dan finds comfort in the driving in the dark, and Phil wants a distraction from his carsickness.
Phil’s Breeding Kink - switchdnp
Summary: Dnp are filming a gaming video and suddenly Phil starts talking about how animals breed. Dan thinks Phil is just being Phil, but there’s more that Phil is not telling Dan.
Phil Damn Lester (ao3) - Junebug1312
Summary: Phil. Even just thinking about him makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Phil damn Lester. No, I really need to stop thinking about him, or else I fear I will become physically ill.
Phil Gets A Puppy (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Phil wants a dog so much? Dan will give him one. Just, not how he expects it.
Phil Lester and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (ao3) - Merrydith
Summary: Phil has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and Dan makes it all better.
Phil Lester: Marriage Proposal Expert - fiction-phan
Summary: Phil has been trying for months to propose to Dan, and each attempt has failed spectacularly.
Or the five times Phil tried to propose and the one time Dan did.
Philly Bit My Finger - philsdrill
Summary: In the process of filming for YouTube rewind, Phil is required to sit on Dan’s lap while they re-enact the ‘Charlie Bit My Finger Video’. They feel this is risky for their established but secret relationship but go ahead with it anyhow.
Phil’s Road Trip Playlist (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Road trips gave Dan the sense of freedom that he knew was temporary, but would help him feel at peace even if just for a while. Phil was determined to help Dan feel better, no matter how far he had to drive. His playlist, however, made it hard for Dan to find his temporary peace.
Phil’s Victory (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters
Summary: Phil is bad at Fortnite so Dan tries to motivate him with a one-night only offer.
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Post Coming Out Universe Masterlist
Better Off (ao3) - tellsfromhale
Summary: Dan's relationship with his family has been getting better, but when his mum drops the bomb that she's seeing someone and wants Dan to meet him, Dan doesn't know how to handle it.
Christmas with You (ao3) - plinth_of_life
Summary: Dan and Phil spend their first Christmas together as a couple, joining the Howell family for Christmas Eve in Wokingham.
Devilishly Endearing (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Dan and Phil are making a mess in Karen's kitchen, luckily for them, she thinks they are cute.
endings are like beginnings (ao3) - obsessivelymoody
Summary: Dan wakes up in the post-coming out universe.
from the starting line (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Dan and Phil visit Dan’s family for the first time in a post-coming out universe.
hey, brother (ao3) - lestered (clonetrobed)
Summary: It’s time for Phil to reintroduce himself to Dan’s family in the proper context, but there’s one member that he’s not entirely confident about connecting with.
Homecoming (ao3) - Allthephils
Summary: Phil’s first Christmas with Dan’s family
I Want to Hold Your Hand (ao3) - CaibrynM
Summary: A minor incident/misunderstanding while traveling to IOM for Christmas leads Dan to reflect on boundaries and comfort levels in the post coming out universe.
i’ll meet you in the light (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Phil looks at the photo and sees them how he sees them in his own head, not them as their larger-than-life internet personas. It’s them, happy and at peace with their lives and who they are in 2019. And he suddenly has the strangest urge to share the photo, to show the world how damn happy he and Dan are, despite everything that’s happened in the past.
i'm ready now (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” -Billy, age 4 (2 of 2)
“I’m sorry if my apology isn’t good enough.” (ao3) - yikesola
Summary: “Pretty intolerant of you to be like that, son.” Dan’s dad’s voice is that cloying sort of smug it gets whenever he thinks he’s got someone cornered.
A fic about phone calls and harrowing journeys.
ice is slowly melting (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: Dan's mum brings Colin on a visit.
just tell me how it's lookin' babe (ao3) - phanetixs
Summary: Jeff looks on, partly smug and partly in disgust at the way Dan’s sucking on Phil's ear now, and across his jaw.
“Mm,” Dan rumbles. “You taste so good, Phil.”
(Or, dealing with your ex-bullies the right way.)
Lighter Than Air (ao3) - silentdescant
Summary: Dan and Phil are sappy drunks and they're heading home together.
little comfort card (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: Phil goes to VidCon alone. Cue separation anxiety, something Dan seems to have accounted for..
Merry and Bright (ao3) - ahappyphil
Summary: Dan and Phil host their first Christmas
Nana (ao3) - ahappyphil
Summary: “The thing is, coming out to his family proved to be the easy part. It’s what followed that’s been difficult, more emotionally draining, more vulnerable. It’s like the invisible wall that’s been between them now has physical form. It has a name now.“
On The Road (ao3) - yikesola
Summary: Phil still isn’t quite used to it all being okay. He isn’t used to Dan not fearfully dissecting a tweet reply that called them queer icons. He isn’t used to things like what the two teenagers they bumped into at the airport said when they stuttered out, “I met my girlfriend because of you,” feeling only good. No twinge of bittersweet.
A fic about changes and landscape.
reconnect (ao3) - Rawritsamehh
Summary: Dan reconnects with his mother after a very big email.
Safe (ao3) - TearDrop1234
Summary: Phil is in a mood and works his way through it with a naked Dan.
Safe Place (ao3) - ahappyphil
Summary: The Isle of Man is warm and unseasonably sunny, or maybe it’s just Kath. Maybe her maternal glow just radiates off this little island.
sense of home (ao3) - theloveofbees
Summary: dan and phil spend christmas together for the first time.
slow days, fast company (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Dan and Phil return to Portugal in 2019.
some killer queen you are (ao3) - possumdnp
Summary: Dan’s enjoyed taking a break from YouTube, but for some reason, he still feels like something is missing. Determined to fill the creative void in his life, he decides to try out something new: drag.
stop speak support (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: There’s just an extra layer of awareness in his mind as he sits next to Phil on the sparsely populated tube on their way to a meeting, and the group of lads in their school uniforms stream into the carriage and start filling up the empty seats.
Uncle Dan (ao3) - Ragopamplina
Summary: Dan is a Lester. He knows it, but still, he enjoys little reminders.
When Jokes Go Too Far (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: "i hate men but i want them to touch me"
- actual Dan on twitter
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So this is kinda specific, so don’t feel bad if you can’t find any. But I was hoping to look for smut phanfics with top!Phil and bottom!Dan but the sex position is them doing it from behind. You know like doggystyle or Dan laying on his stomach.
We have a bunch of bottom!Dan masterlists which I’m sure there’s tons, but here’s a few I know off the top of my head
Bottom!Dan (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
Duality (ao3) - melapplesphan
Summary: During the filming of their 2018 Easter baking video, Phil finds that he can’t stop staring at Dan’s curls and wishing he was wearing his pastel outfit, so he asks Dan to put it on for him. Or, how Phil finally stumbles onto the main reason why he gets so turned on during the late nights he and Dan spend baking. In which Phil has a thing for Pastel Dan, running his fingers through Dan’s curls, and telling Dan he’s beautiful. Equal parts fluff and smut.
on cloud nine (ao3) - outphan
Summary: Sometimes they have great sex. Sometimes they have not-so-great sex. Sometimes they have sex that accidentally gets live streamed to 12k people.
The Sexual Fantasies Outfit (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Based on that one instagram story of Dan being a hoe on main lmao
Together Like This (ao3) - iihappydaysii
Summary: Dan has always liked the idea of a sexy outfit in bed and Phil knows it
-Rae
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Impact Play Masterlist
Ablaze (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: Phil’s trying to work; Dan’s being a brat. Things get heated, but not in a bad way.
ASs (ao3) - htmllost
Summary: ‘Phil couldn’t help but notice how Dan was bent over. So fucking obscenely. His pyjamas were practically down to his thighs and his ass was only covered by the thin material of his boxers. Phil couldn’t stop staring. God, he wondered what it would be like to grab onto it, spank it, fuck it–
Take a picture, he told himself, hear it lasts longer.
He told the voice in his head to piss off. But then… was that really a bad idea?’
OR
The one in which Phil takes a picture of Dan’s ass for wanking material but Dan notices and starts posing for Phil and Phil can’t resist but take more pictures. That’s until Dan confronts him about it and smut ensues.
Bound to Break (ao3) - snedhelp
Summary: A slave must wear a collar to show everyone what they are.
Phil wears one when the two of them are in public. Dan wears one when the two of them are in their bedroom.
Dan’s Punishment (ao3) - omgdatphantho
Summary: Dan teases Phil and Phil punishes him.
Flatmates (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: oh my god they were flatmates / the fuckboy!phil au we all deserve
Harder (ao3) - Emejig16
Summary: Smack it, smack it in the air.
Just A Toy (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: He takes whatever Phil gives him, because he loves being treated like nothing more than a toy to be used. And above all, he loves Phil. He’d do anything for Phil.
Little Beach Trip (ao3) - SimplyUndead
Summary: “I didn’t mean to ruin our day, Daddy,“ he said, looking up at Phil, placing a kiss on his chin. "I was just really hot, I think. And tired.”
“I know, baby,” Phil said softly, bringing his hand to Dan’s face, tracing a thumb over the boy’s lips. “I hated to spank you, but you needed it. I didn’t want you to be so fussy all day.”
picture imperfect (ao3) - intoapuddle, jestbee
Summary: He knows Dan hates to be patient. What he wants is for Phil to get on with it, to overwhelm him with sensation so much that he can no longer think about all the expectations he’s failing to fulfill. But Phil knows better.
Out Of My Mind (ao3) - Profrock
Summary: “I want you to not come.”
Dan groaned, flexing his fingers uselessly. “That’s kind of what we’ve been doing for that past God-knows-how-long.”
“No,” Phil said, and Dan instinctively froze at the word. “I want to you not come until I say so on Saturday night.”
Dan’s eyes flew open, and his jaw dropped. “You can’t be serious.”
“I am.” Phil kept his gaze steady on Dan. “Completely and totally serious.”
“Phil, it’s fucking Sunday.”
Red Eyes and Red Cheeks (ao3) - Emejig16
Summary: Sitting just got a little bit more difficult for Dan.
Reenactment (ao3) - kawaiikanai
Summary: Phil gets a little tipsy and decides to use some ideas he got while reading phanfiction.
Rough (ao3) - xDeathMelodiesx
Summary: “I think we should start out with ten. Stay completely silent or I’ll add five more for every sound that comes out of your pretty mouth,” Phil commanded, brushing the paddle against Dan’s thighs. “Understand?”
He quickly nodded, wanting to feel the sharp sting of the fabric against his soft skin.
Shameless (ao3) - jestbee
Summary: Dan knows what he needs. He needs to feel the weight of everything slide away, just for a moment. And he knows Phil needs to feel as if he has some control. He knows exactly how this could all be resolved, what they do when it starts to feel like this.
The Blush On Your Cheeks (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Every time Dan bends over, Phil slaps his ass. It was supposed to be a joke the first few times, but Phil just couldn’t help himself.
and
Dan explores the wonders of being spanked by Phil
The Collar, The Leash (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Dan’s puppy is bringing something new to the table.
The Day he has been waiting for (ao3) - Livedliveswilllive
Summary: Dan has admired Phil for the entire time he was been considered a Sub, Phil is strong and touch. He’s been known to get just about any man to submit to him. Dan want’s to serve at Phil’s feet and he’d do just about anything to do so.
When his current Dom and Master, Chris speak’s with Phil he manages to get Dan in with in for a Consideration session, A day where Phil put’s Dan to the test, to see if Dan is worthy of serving him.
The Slap (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: While filming YouTubers React, Dan and Phil discover a new kink.
The spell you cast on me (ao3) - crazed_peanut
Summary: Phil notices Dan is feeling stressed and they scene together.
Thirty, Flirty (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: “Thirty, flirty, and ready for a daddy to hurt me.”
(you can be) careless (with me) (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: He’s texting Phil before he’s very far from the venue. It’s just a single emoji, but Phil will understand because he always understands. And because Dan spent some quality time last night laying it all out in great detail.
yours (ao3) - lionkid
Summary: "It was an unexpectedly good feeling, knowing he was the only one who got to see his boyfriend like that, blissed out from two orgasms.”
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I can’t remember the name, but do you have the fanfiction where Dan is Phil’s personal assistant? 😉
do you mean this one?
Dan the Personal Assistant (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan has to submit an application video to be an assistant for a company President, Mr. Lester. But what happens when he accidentally sends a wrong video?
if not you'll have to get us more details :)
- Tori
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Do you have any like sugar baby! Dan phanfictions?
We have a sugar daddy masterlist where there’s quite a few. Here’s a few more not on the list:
Colour me rosé (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: nineteen-year-old Dan Howell is looking for a sugar daddy to help him achieve the dream of luxury and romantic affirmations.
Phil Lester, newly 24 and very rich, is searching for a romantic and sexual relationship.
When stumbling upon the other on the internet, similar interests and all, have they found their match?
(TW) hooked (on you) (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: Rentboy AU. Dan is a hooker trying to make it on his own in Manchester. Phil is his customer who ends up becoming more involved than he expected. What started out as a business transaction ends up being something neither of them anticipated.
Sweet As Sugar (ao3) - prinanalogicality
Summary: Dan gets a reward for being such a good boy.
To Live In Clover (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan needs to escape his hell life. Anthony has a rather extraordinary offer. But what does it entail for Dan?
aka an AU where Anthony is a sugar daddy to both Dan and Phil.
-Rae
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15k Words Fics Masterlist
A Sword, A Little Bit Of Magic, And A Whole Lot Of Pizza (ao3) - FoxyAtlas
Summary: When Dan and Phil are following strange dark creatures that appeared out of nowhere in London, things go wrong and they end up being sucked into an alternate dimension, where magic exists and they must find a way to use it in order to contain the creatures before they completely overrun this new world. Warning: contains the use of ‘spork’ as an insult, the destruction of a perfectly good library book, and questionable pizza physics.
All Was Golden In the Sky - darling-phil
Summary: After Dan and Phil found each other, time seemed to slip away from them faster than they could expect. As the seasons change, the pair face the reality of a new relationship, carrying it through its ups and downs. No matter what, they’d always come out stronger.
August (ao3) - glowingatmosphere
Summary: When Dan returns home and meets up with his childhood friend Phil after they’ve finished their first year of uni, he notices that things between them are different. As they rekindle their friendship, Dan completely immerses himself in the new feelings that he’s developing for his best friend. But when Phil starts talking about another boy, Dan begins to wonder whether Phil was ever really his.
Barbie Horse Adventures (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Sometimes friends force you to get over your worst fears, sometimes you meet your soulmate in the process.
Carpets, Pokemon and hugs (These are a few of my favorite things) (ao3) - DownDownFangirl
Summary: “Is everything ok?” The tall guy stops. The elevator starts to close. The guy reaches for the door and it opens again. He looks into Phil’s eyes and it’s strong and focused and confusing.
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Phil works at a motel and Dan is a guest who comes and goes. There are many thoughts to think and many delicate conversations to have… And it can get confusing, especially when you live hundreds of kilometers away from each other.
doppelt. (ao3) - schnaf
Summary: The big wheel in Manchester. The big wheel in another Manchester. Phil’s disappearance. Finding Phil - twice. Dealing with Doppelgängers. That’s not exactly what Dan expected from their first meeting. But in the end, being with Phil is all that matters.
eloquent graffiti (ao3) - danhedonia (deathpeach)
Summary: It was a beautiful, relatively simple scene; a field with mountains off in the horizon, a galaxy for a sky, and a silhouette of a man made of stardust laying in a field, looking up at the universe above him.
Phil didn’t know it at the time, but that was the first painting of his that Dan inspired. Dan was his spaceman, his beautiful work of art that Phil wanted to spend the rest of his life recreating in every possible way.
From London to Paris (ao3) - animad
Summary: Dan and Phil meet interrailing through Europe.
Gemini and Aquarius (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Dan and Phil are young, in love, and progressively exploring their sexual relationship while dealing with the agony of a long-distance relationship.
Grey - washedoutgay
Summary: Colour isn’t really something that Dan understands, all he knows that from a young age he wanted to find his soulmate so he could see the world in the perfect light. But after meeting a boy with light grey eyes who doesn’t feel the same and spending most of his life never apart from him, maybe his idea can change to match.
#IPreferDan (ao3) - ellisonavenue
Summary: He never planned on keeping the pill a secret from Phil because he never planned on Phil and him living together so comfortably for over 3 years. He’d banked on a year maybe a year and a half before they went their separate ways. He’d only banked on 2 months max before Phil found out what the pills were for. Dan couldn’t believe it was 2015 and Phil didn’t know yet.
Or the one where Dan was born female and refuses to tell anyone.
In a Strange Room With a New Last Name (ao3) - yellowlampshade
Summary: The first thing Dan did after accepting the proposal was write to Chris.
Just days after turning eighteen, Dan is forced by his parents to accept a marriage proposal from an Alpha he’s never met.
“Daniel? Daniel, wait, you don’t have to…” Philip was behind him, his hand on Dan’s to stop him from undressing, and he couldn’t be numb anymore. Every feeling hit him at once and suddenly he was crying and couldn’t stop. He brought his hands to his face to muffle his sobs, and this wasn’t how this was supposed to happen, it was so much better when he felt nothing because now everything hurt. He missed his room and his friends and his brother and Chris and he was so afraid of this.
Just A Toy (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: He takes whatever Phil gives him, because he loves being treated like nothing more than a toy to be used. And above all, he loves Phil. He’d do anything for Phil.
Maybe I miss you (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil leaves Dan for several months to temporarily live in New York City and work on a movie set.
The distance between them drove them both insane, but neither of them could voice the reason why.
When Dan comes to visit Phil in New York his feelings are threatened to spill after an encounter with one of Phil’s new friends, but he keeps lying- to both Phil and himself.
Hopefully he can eventually tell the truth, because Phil gets another long-term job opportunity in California and Dan can’t take any more distance.
maybe they’re seeing something we don’t, darling (ao3) - phantasizeit
Summary: When Phil invites Dan to the Lester family Christmas, Kath can only assume that they’ve have finally gotten together. Dan and Phil don’t realize Kath’s misunderstanding until it’s a little too late. But, how hard can it be to fake a relationship between them? (AKA: The fic where Dan and Phil are already dating, but have to be put in a fake relationship situation to realize it. Also, they do fluffy Christmas things with the Lesters.)
Middle of Somewhere (ao3) - throughtheirsnoses (det395)
Summary: Phil’s an apprentice at a library who is drawn to a regular visitor with fluffy hair and a questionable attitude
Mon Cœur S'ouvre à Ta Voix (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrayne)
Summary: It’s taken Dan a year to work up the courage to really discover why he keeps slipping into something he doesn’t fully understand, but now that he’s discovered that he’s not alone, he’s ready to find a solution, even if that does mean accepting a Dom into his life. Thank God Phil is there to save him when things seem like they’re about to go wrong.
perihelion (ao3) - fleurdelester
Summary: per·i·he·li·on
the point in the orbit of a planet, asteroid, or comet at which it is closest to the sun
or
the one where Dan wants to study the stars and Phil wants to be king of the universe
The Window To His Soul (ao3) - ctrling
Summary: Phil’s hope has always rested in a soulmate he’s never met, but when he moves to a new town and his eyes change from black to blue, he embarks on a mission to find his soulmate with the help of of his new friend, Dan, that has him questioning everything he’s ever wanted.
these violent delights of love (ao3) - cyanica
Summary: Dan is hopelessly in love, Phil’s seemingly oblivious and they’re on a world tour just to make things more chaotic.
And yet, the Gods, or the Ruler of the Universe, or whoever the hell was in charge decided Dan needed to die in the end, too. Currently, leaning over the porcelain throne of shit and piss was the Gods’ human voodoo doll, throwing up the contents of his unfortunate Indian dinner – and significantly more alarming than that: black tulips. Fucking flowers. This wasn’t real life.
they grew up so nicely, didn’t they? (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Cornelia doesn’t just get a boyfriend when she starts dating Martyn, she gets a whole second family too. Kath and Nigel welcome her with open arms and she becomes a pseudo older sister to Phil.
She is there watching from the sidelines as a boy bolts right into Phil’s heart and sets up camp. She gets to watch as Dan and Phil build careers and an internet community and all the trials and tribulations, as well as the pride and happiness, it brings along.
What Would You Do for 14 Million Pounds? (ao3) - Merrydith
Summary: If you told Phil Lester in 2017 about the plans he made for September 30th, 2020…he would have laughed in your face. He would have told you that you were crazy and that he wouldn’t do that for “a million pounds”.
But what about 14 million?
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Fics Named After Foods Masterlist
Bacon McDouble with a Pepsi (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: in a world in which the first words your soulmate says to you are inscribed upon your wrist, dan finds a mcdonald’s order on his arm
Brownies & Waffles (ao3) - scifi
Summary: dan and phil get high in amsterdam
cake (ao3) - calvinahobbes
Summary: “You know that cake cost an arm and a leg. The least you could do is eat it off a plate.”
Cake and Coffee (ao3) - swagityswag
Summary: Phil was the kind of person to get bored often, Dan and his little coffee shop helps.
Chocolate Chip (ao3) - MirabelleG
Summary: Phil works in an Ice Cream parlour and is left to the task of training the hopeless new employee who both annoys and intrigues him.
Chocolate Ice Cream And Bourbon - daeguk
Summary: It’s not as if Dan doesn’t want to go to the parties that he’s obligated to go to as a university student. It’s awkward and uncomfortable, and Dan knows that him and parties should not mix. That is, until he isn’t alone, and he meets a solemn writer named Phil.
Chocolate Syrup (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: Phil reads off a very interesting PINOF question…
Cream (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: A disgruntled Phil comes home after some work meetings and finds his naughty Neko boyfriend in a compromising position.
Cupcake (ao3) - cafephan
Summary: Phil’s lockdown birthday celebrations end as excitingly as they began, all thanks to a piñata cupcake.
deep dish pizza (ao3) - shibelozer
Summary: bottomless stomach meet bottomless pizza
Fortune Cookies (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: Dan gets a fortune cookie and it’s been bugging him all day. But he’s NOT superstitious.
Ice-cream Cake (ao3) - dip_the_pip
Summary: Dan wanders upstairs during his 17th birthday party to try and find a few moments of silence after rounds of shots and posing with his birthday cake. Instead he finds his best friend asleep in the tub.
lollipop (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: In where Dan’s bisexual and slutty as fuck and Phil just wants his candy business to take off.
Lollipop (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan sucks on a lollipop and it turns Phil on and Dan teases Phil and acts like he doesn’t notice and it leads to punishment
Pancake - danalingphil-fics
Summary: Dan has to use the safe word during sex, and comfort ensues.
pancakes (ao3) - howelllesters
Summary: Dan tries to make Phil breakfast in bed. Instead he just makes a mess of the kitchen, Phil’s pyjamas, and his own hand.
Pancakes and Corn (ao3) - Septic84
Summary: Two best friends run into Dan and Phil at a vulnerable time after one of their performances.
pasta sauce (ao3) - oqua
Summary: Dan shows Phil a certain forum. Phil is initially skeptical but kind of comes around, and Dan might be more invested than he lets on. They have pasta for dinner.
Kind of a veiled love letter from me to IDB? Middle-aged nose perverts 4 lyfe.
Peanut Butter (ao3) - Legaldanish
Summary: Phil makes a game for him and Dan to play. Not sure if its EXACTLY food kink. Phil licks peanut butter off of Dan.
slice of cake (ao3) - Tarredion
Summary: Dan’s promised to celebrate Phil with nothing but the best this year.
Naturally, he buys himself a new skirt - but it’s not just to wear.
Strawberry Pocky - chocolatesaucelester
Summary: Dan and Phil play the “Pocky Game”
Strawberry Shortcake - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan works at a bakery with his friend Louise, where a punk boy comes in every day and orders Strawberry Shortcake.
Sugar (ao3) - lovergalore
Summary: Phil works at a bakery and Dan is a single Dad.
Sugar cookie (ao3) - krissyxlove
Summary: An answer during truth bombs makes Dan think all the way back to a time when he and Phil first started dating.
the cake (ao3) - animad
Summary: Dan orders the cake for Phil’s birthday on isle of man.
toast (ao3) - awrfdnp
Summary: dan turns to phil for adulting advice. before he knew it, he was sent out to get lettuce from the supermarket. what he comes back with isn’t what phil was expecting.
Wedding Cake (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Set in the same universe as Cookies, several years later… Wedding preparations Woop!
Whipped cream with sprinkles on top (ao3) - theshyauthor
Summary: So maybe Dan has a crush on the barista. He knows how cliche that is. In fact it is so cliche that he didn’t want to believe it at first either. After all, who actually develops a crush on their barista? It’s not like he’s living in some fanfiction universe written by a fourteen-year-old.
or
Dan is a university student who gets too little sleep and Phil is the cute barista he has a crush on.
White Chocolate Drizzle - camisadan
Summary: making out that turns into handjobs in a bathroom
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Fingering (2) Masterlist
part one
A Thorough Lesson On The Male Body (ao3) - americanphancakes
Summary: Dan Howell -- Phil’s substitute sex ed teacher -- is very good looking and, luckily for Phil, very into hands-on teaching methods.
A Series of Possibly Fortunate Events (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: It all started with a small mistake. Ok fine, not really a mistake. Dan was just too tempting for his own good sometimes. Who could blame Phil?
Or
Dan is a little shit and he knows it... and Phil's too much of a saint to do anything about it.
angel boy (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: for the anon that sent "Oh fuck, now I need a smutty fanfic with twink!Dan taking it from behind with his angel wing tattoo (or real ones for that matter... actually, yes please, real ones. And Phil has a kink for being a bit rough with them... maybe Phil's a demon... fuuuck, someone write this for me?)"
Aka the one where angel!Dan goes into a demon club looking for a bit of entertainment.
Being Together Is Their Zenith (And Their Nadir) (ao3) - Ash_Writes
Summary: Cute, short 5’3 Phil doesn’t wear anything but a big knee lenth t-shirt to bed. His uni roommate Dan is 6’3 and Phil thinks he is a jerk because he refuses to help him get stuff off their high shelves, little does he know it’s because Dan knows the higher he reaches up the more his shirt raises at the back which means the more of his cute bare butt he gets to see...
Breathe on Me (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Musicians Dan and Phil were about to go on their first date as an official couple, if only they could make it through the door...
cold fingers (ao3) - itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb)
Summary: it all starts because dan stole the blankets
Cream (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: A disgruntled Phil comes home after some work meetings and finds his naughty Neko boyfriend in a compromising position.
december 16th: my new favourite show (ao3) - watergator
Summary: phil is bored and there's almost always never anything good on tv
Domino Effect (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: After years of keeping sex and friendship separate, Dan finds himself on the edge of falling in love.
Easter Treats (ao3) - truerequitedlove
Summary: it’s easter and instead of hiding eggs, phil hides sex toys/lingerie around the house.
Eighteen (ao3) - trashphantato
Summary: It was supposedly just another one night stand for Phil, and Dan wasn't oblivious to the idea. They were young, and in need of affection. But after all those hours spent online teasing one another they gradually discovered each other's personality, they unintentionally learned a bit too much bits and pieces of each other's lives far from the original plan. And no one ever complained. One night stands were too overrated anyways.
Eighteen Stories High: The Origins of Daddy (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: When Dan finally moves in with Phil, the young couple finds that all they want to do is make up for lost time. Phil utters a single word during their lovemaking that changes everything and begins an entirely new dynamic between them.
Fuck Away The Pain (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil’s boyfriend cheats on him leaving him a mix of sad, angry, and a million other unidentified emotions.
Luckily Dan was always there for him.
———
“Don’t have to be ashamed if you wanna scream my name while I fuck away the pain”
Gemini and Aquarius (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Dan and Phil are young, in love, and progressively exploring their sexual relationship while dealing with the agony of a long-distance relationship.
Heal (ao3) - danmatian
Summary: When Dan wakes up in a bad mental place, Phil is there to comfort him. Sometimes, all it takes is some reassurance and some good sex.
it's like 2009 again (ao3) - morelikeexisting
Summary: His laptop's charging. Fully charged now, thank heavens. His fingers drum against the laptop with impatience. He feels like he is 18 again, waiting for AmazingPhil to Skype him again; lips wet, eyes wide, and heart in his throat.
Phil picks up soon, lips parted, hair pushed back and glasses on his nose. He smiles, Dan does the same.
"Hi," Dan whispers, feeling giddiness fall over him.
"Hi," Phil whispers back, and after a long time, Dan feels like he is at home.
( or the one in which its quarantine, except Dan's in Reading and Phil's alone in London )
It's so good to be home (ao3) - keeplovinanyway
Summary: Phil is so, so happy to be home after tour. He is. It's so nice to be back in his own flat, with privacy and his boyfriend and all the things he likes. He is not stressed that there's still work to do. Of course not.
He is just so happy to be home.
Kaboom: How to Talk Dirty in the Bedroom (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Phil slips up in a gaming video and nearly exposes their sexual relationship. The content raises questions in Phil's mind, and he learns a thing or two about what Dan likes when he has the nerve to ask. Phil takes on a new persona when they make love that night.
Mornings Like This (ao3) - iihappydaysii
Summary: Dan and Phil have morning sex in their hotel room.
Of Fucking Course (ao3) - dnptrqsh (confusedbutinlovewiththedoctor)
Summary: Dan's just recently came to terms with his bisexuality, and with this realization comes some new fantasies he wasn't prepared for. Luckily, he has just enough time to really enjoy his shower before Phil wakes up. Maybe it'll help him understand himself just that much more.
our bodies (they will collide) (ao3) - Loafer_btw
Summary: Dan and Phil watch porn together.
Phoenix Rising (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: Dan challenges Phil to a period of forced abstinence while on tour in America. The game becomes unbearable, and each man has moments of weakness. In the end, it is all about passion and urgency.
picture perfect porcelain (ao3) - obsessivelymoody
Summary: Dan just can't help how he feels when Phil looks like that in Poundland's car park
Santa Baby (ao3) - Spring_Haze
Summary: When Phil uncovers a real mess in the couple's Christmas decorations, he comes up with a sexual game to determine which one of them must deal with the mess. Phil challenges Dan to something impossible, but both men have fun trying to outwit and out-sex the other.
Sensations (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Sure Dan and Phil usually kept their sex life fairly vanilla, but sometimes they’d play rough and Dan was a screamer and Phil loved taking control.
she keeps me warm (ao3) - outphan
Summary: Dani's first time meeting the Lesters.
Sleepover (ao3) - your_starless_eyes
Summary: Slow kisses can quickly evolve into something a bit more... heated, if you're not careful.
Just remember to beware of your mother (or your boyfriend's mother) unless you want to die of embarrassment.
sleep while i drive (ao3) - dizzy
Summary: Phil had sent him a text that Dan opened mid-run.
I’m gonna have a nap. Head hurts a bit
Then, thirty seconds later, he’d sent a second one.
Wake me up nicely ;)
slip into you (ao3) - obsessivelymoody
Summary: Phil has plans for how to start Dan's birthday.
strike a deal, kiss my lips (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Witches were the only magical beings capable of binding and controlling demons. It required a complicated ritual and crazy amounts of magic.
It happening on accident was practically unheard of until Phil came along and got tangled up with a snarky and dangerous demon named Dan. Suddenly bound together, Phil must grapple with control over a chaotic demon that wants to strip the skin from his bones.
And maybe strip the clothes off of his body as well.
Take it Slow (ao3) - Emejig16
Summary: A fluffy and smutty oneshot about Dan and Phil’s first time.
the other side (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan spends his birthday on tour, and it's perfect this way
or, the Dan and Phil point of view of through the wall, and they don't even have a thought for the poor Frank
Therapy Day (ao3) - kattdan
Summary: Sometimes therapy makes Dan feel worse and he seeks comfort in Phil.
use your hands in my spare time (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: It's sometimes hard to find time to themselves on a tour bus
but they both have a bit of an exhibition kink anyway
What Dan Wants, Dan Gets (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: "i hate men but i want them to touch me"
- actual Dan on twitter
Why Dan left France early. (ao3) - larasunbetadscribbles
Summary: I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone. OR: Awkward phone sex.
Work It, Baby (ao3) - alphapavlikovsky
Summary: “Could you please do me a favour, Phil?” Dan asked, taking his eyes away from his phone for a moment to look at his best friend. “I was thinking of doing a photoshoot, would you mind being my photographer? I can pay..”.
“Sure Dan, I have time tomorrow if that’s good for you?” Phil replied, entering it into his work diary. He enjoyed having Dan as a model so he would love doing a photoshoot specifically where he could take photos of Dan without seeming weird.
Except maybe Phil should have asked what kind of photoshoot it would be. He was about to get a shock.
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Riding (6) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five
a different kind of birthday present (ao3) - Lizzyboo
Summary: “Just sit back and relax, birthday boy, I got you,”
(birthday sex, lots and lots of birthday sex)
Dan the Personal Assistant (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan has to submit an application video to be an assistant for a company President, Mr. Lester. But what happens when he accidentally sends a wrong video?
Dream Lover (ao3) - howellesterfics
Summary: Dan moves into his new dorm and he and Phil try out the new bed
first night away (ao3) - iihappydaysii
Summary: dan and phil enjoy each other on their first night away. (inspired by their late night instastories.)
Happy Christmas, Daddy (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: A few days before Christmas Dan finds himself tipsy, lonely, and horny. He creates a Tinder profile where he meets Michael, a nice guy who enjoys bossing Dan around and giving him various tasks to do for him. But who is Michael? And what happens when both Dan and Phil's family Christmases are canceled?
I’ll Be The First To Blow Your Mind (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: After hooking up at the club, Phil invites Dan over to his flat. Dan, of course, says yes.
Immortality (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil was suddenly immortal with a thirst for Dan's blood.
When Dan finds out the truth he wants Phil to change him, but Phil doesn't think he can take Dan's life away like that. His life was just too precious and beautiful, but an eternity with Dan did make him reconsider.
King of Erotic Massages (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Phil is too stressed, Dan decides to give him a hand... among other things.
Love me (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan is cute and he knows it, and he really wants his boyfriends attention. So he decides to annoy Phil until he gets what he wants.
....
Dan loudly clears his throat, “Um excuse me? Yeah your cute boyfriend is right here and asking for attention.” He over-dramatically gestures to himself.
Lovestruck (Be the One to Take Me Home and Show Me the Sun) (ao3) - Emejig16
Summary: Dan has gone up north to visit Phil again. He meets and hangs out with some of Phil’s friends, before spending the some quality alone time with Phil back at his flat.
make a mess of you (ao3) - spaceandvinyls
Summary: 80s!phan songfic based on night prowler by ac/dc
Not Just Any Fan. (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Dan and Phil meet for coffee and something more...
Not Just My Sexual Fantasy (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Written for a friend who wanted either Fluff or Smut focused around Neko-Dan in his Sexual Fantasy jumper.
on cloud nine (ao3) - outphan
Summary: Sometimes they have great sex. Sometimes they have not-so-great sex. Sometimes they have sex that accidentally gets live streamed to 12k people.
ride safe, wear a seatbelt (ao3) - angelmichelangelo
Summary: phil likes to be in control
skin on skin (ao3) - sadlybunny
Summary: It was subtle at first. Dan would grab Phil’s hands and hold them when they started to wander. He’d catch Phil’s lips in his when he tried to press them to Dan’s neck. Phil received the message eventually, and stopped trying to progress things altogether. It was odd. Dan was usually the one in their relationship to initiate sex in the first place. And it was especially odd for them to go so long without sex, or at least something quick. But two weeks was weird.
or... Dan gets a tattoo and is scared to show Phil.
Soft Kitten (ao3) - benotafraidofwriting
Summary: 'Soft.
That was the only word Phil could think of when describing Dan.
Dan, with his baby face and wide, brown eyes, his curly hair which always had some type of flower accessory perched in it, in his fluffy jumpers and cotton shirts in a rainbow of pastel colors.'
Tangled Up (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: It was hard for Dan and Phil to get any time alone while on tour. They were constantly being rushed through meet and greets or shoved to another hotel.
Luckily they could sometimes sneak away to the back of the tour bus and get all tangled up with each other.
To Live In Clover (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan needs to escape his hell life. Anthony has a rather extraordinary offer. But what does it entail for Dan?
aka an AU where Anthony is a sugar daddy to both Dan and Phil.
We need a really big bath (ao3) - Bbkkgg30
Summary: Dan just wants to cuddle with Phil in the bath, but the stupid hotel tub is too small. After a little bit of fun they finally get to have the cuddles they wanted.
We'll Be Okay (ao3) - analester
Summary: the fic where 2012!phil is struggling with dealing with the way 2012!dan’s treating him, and 2017!dan comes and comforts him
wind me up, watch me go (ao3) - silentdescant
Summary: Dan cleans out their sex toy collection and Phil makes plans for using one.
you love it (how I move) (ao3) - i_am_my_opheliac
Summary: You can’t help but smile, the sound of his begging like music to your ears.
--
Inspired by God is a woman - Ariana Grande
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PWP (6) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five
A Night Out (ao3) - developerdaniel
Summary: aka the fic where phil decides to go out for the night and ends up going home with dan for a hookup and a great time
A Well Formatted Email (ao3) - thoughtfullightcollection
Summary: A really well formatted email, and Phil, help get Dan off. Oh, and Phil has a filthy mouth.
angel boy (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: Aka the one where angel!Dan goes into a demon club looking for a bit of entertainment.
cold fingers (ao3) - itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb)
Summary: it all starts because dan stole the blankets
Covet (ao3) - americanphancakes
Summary: The only thing making Dan feel alive is his all-consuming crush on the new deacon.
Distractions (ao3) - your_starless_eyes
Summary: Dan's a bit anxious about his newest video, and that just won't do.
don't fight it, baby, be sweet (ao3) - karcathy
Summary: It started out small. It always did. With Phil, feeling restless and annoying, and Dan, distracted and busy. Dan was working, supposedly, although the document he had open was blank, while Phil lounged on the couch next to him, ostensibly watching the telly. In reality, he was trying to distract Dan. It was completely without subtlety, by this point, but he still enjoyed the game of it. A little stretch here, a brush against his thigh there. Nothing unusual, all just gently pushing at his patience until something had to give.
good for you, good for you (ao3) - dvp_95
Summary: It starts like that: Dan's buzzing anxieties and Phil's sincere words helping to keep him grounded. Barely even a relinquishing of any power at all, really.
Laughter, Food And Sex (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters
Summary: One thing Dan never thought he'd be joking about was his oral fixation. But yet, here we are.
let our bodies make memories (ao3) - symmetricdnp
Summary: The tour's starting to kick into gear, and Dan and Phil enjoy one of their precious days off at home.
Look in the Mirror (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)
Summary: As soon as Dan saw the mirrored ceiling in the back lounge of the tour bus, he knew he was in trouble.
Maybe (ao3) - dvp_95, intoapuddle
Summary: They’re only friends but when Dan wants more, Phil gives it to him.
Moscow to Berlin (ao3) - outphan
Summary: What happens when they get horny on the plane?
news from nowhere (ao3) - chickenfree
Summary: Phil doesn’t know why exactly he’s in his room, other than that – well. He’s giggly, and gregarious, and Martyn had pointedly flicked his eyes back and forth between them. The guy had moaned comically loudly into his french toast, and Phil had perked up for the first time in days, and that was the end of that.
Not Suitable For Instagram (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Dan knows just how to make Phil's footage unusable.
on cloud nine (ao3) - outphan
Summary: Sometimes they have great sex. Sometimes they have not-so-great sex. Sometimes they have sex that accidentally gets live streamed to 12k people.
Post-Tour Agenda (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: They had lots of important things to do after the tour. Like sleep, for one. And sex. Also five months' worth of laundry. And what better way to decide who had to do laundry other than a sexy dan vs phil!
Potheads (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf
Summary: In which Dan runs a pottery studio, bad Christmas gifts are given, and Phil is really just no good at working clay.
Potroast (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf
Summary: In which Dan is very serious about his pottery studio, pinch pots are vaguely made, and Phil just wants to ogle his boyfriend.
sensitive (ao3) - intoapuddle, jestbee
Summary: "Do you like it?" Phil asks again. He doesn't know why he wants to hear Dan say it, but he does.
"I like it," Dan nods, tipping his back to bare his neck to Phil's teeth.
Sleepover (ao3) - your_starless_eyes
Summary: Slow kisses can quickly evolve into something a bit more... heated, if you're not careful.
Just remember to beware of your mother (or your boyfriend's mother) unless you want to die of embarrassment.
Slow Down (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Phil knows that Dan can hear him. Phil knows that Dan thinks that two can play at this game. Phil knows that that absolutely isn’t true.
Smart casual (ao3) - Allthephils
Summary: Phil’s zipper is stuck.
Sweet Nothings (ao3) - Allthephils
Summary: Dan needs a sugar fix so Phil helps him out.
takes one to know one (ao3) - dvp_95
Summary: When Dan made a profile on a somewhat seedy app, he hadn't really known what to expect. He definitely didn't expect Phil.
Thumbs Up (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: The guys play around with a particular piece of home decor
To the shop and back (ao3) - winstonlives
Summary: Dan does the laundry, but Phil needs his jeans.
Twirling in Tulle (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Dan wears a skirt. Phil gets stupidly horny. Bon appetite.
Wait It Out (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Sometimes Phil just wants Dan to wait it out.
you look so good it hurts (in my favorite t-shirt) (ao3) - phantasticworks
Summary: Phil is gifted with a "Mega Dilf" shirt. Guess who picked that shirt out?
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Angst (7) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six
A Stolen Ring (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan’s not normal. Why?
He's not human, he has a mysterious ring, and he hates Phil Lester. They have a strange past, one filled with bullying and avoidance, but when Dan turns into an incubus, everything changes. He struggles with his identity and cries himself to sleep most nights, yearning to be normal. And somehow the universe makes it worse by bringing him and Phil together - in the most literal sense.
A Strange Mirror (ao3) - glowingatmosphere
Summary: Dan felt safe escaping to the attic of his grandma’s house, until he found a strange mirror with a strange man trapped inside. The man refuses to reveal the details of his entrapment, but Dan’s feelings urge him to solve the mystery even if it’s the last thing he does.
After the Storm (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan survived the car crash, but he has to relive it every night in his nightmares. Luckily, he has Phil to comfort him.
baby can't you see? (i'm calling) (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Summary: Two years after Dan's ill-advised stint up a mountain, and Phil's escape from a Royal psychopath, their dramatic flying off into the horizon hasn't had such a steady landing. Phil is consumed by his new venture in giving back to the world, but Dan is receiving none of this graciousness. Their living situation remains unstable, and they're barely in the same room long enough to hold hands.
It's all about to break apart, when the pandemic hits them where it hurts. Once again, Dan and Phil find themselves thrown into isolation with one another, back up where it all began. The memories of The Secret of the Alps are both fond and traumatic; being there again, trapped and in a bitter feud, is worryingly familiar. Can they make it out together a second time around? Or is this cycle doomed to repeat itself forever, until one of them calls it quits?
Butterfly (ao3) - A_Million_Regrets
Summary: Phil Lester, a lonely writer, finds a dying boy with beautiful black wings on a cold, rainy night in a dingy alleyway. He recognizes the boy as one of the winged men hated by human society. They are considered to be wild, ferocious beasts, but Phil's sympathy forces him to help the boy.
What happens when the boy, considered to be a wild beast, gets too attached and follows him home with an innocent, dimpled smile?
By the way, I adore you. (ao3) - lxzyfangirl
Summary: Dan is very sick, and the future is not looking too bright for him, thankfully, he has Phil, his best friend, to accompany him through it all. But is Dan satisfied with being just friends?
Change Will Come (ao3) - rainbowchristy
(TW) Summary: Dan’s a depressed university student. Phil’s just a cute coffee shop barista who writes notes on Dan’s hot chocolates.
Dandelions (ao3) - throughtheirsnoses (det395)
Summary: Phil returns to his small town after studying how to improve his power that lets him grow plants with his mind. Phil is anxious and struggling with the expectations put on him to grow new plant-based medicine and on top of it all, his childhood best friend, Dan, gets his heart broken and turns to Phil as a rebound. Phil panics.
do you feel it too? (ao3) - heartsopenminds
Summary: A bad break-up has left Phil scared of getting his heart broken again. He’s not ready to date, but he’s missing the easy affection of a long-term relationship.
Cuddle therapy might be the perfect way to get what he needs, with no strings attached. But what happens when that’s no longer enough?
easy for you to say (ao3) - phantasticworks
Summary: Phil tries to convince Dan to throw away the grey shirt. Dan can’t do it.
Hurt me once (ao3) - Augusti_Lila
Summary: song fic of "hurt me once- ben platt"
Dan had decided to confess Phil his love. But sometimes what we plan it's not what we end up having.
in the refrigerator light (ao3) - indistinct_echo
Summary: All Phil wants is a glass of water. Something that he can keep on his nightstand and turn to when his breaths get all hiccupy and he can’t seem to take in enough air to avoid drowning in his own tears. He thought he’d outgrown the need for that sort of thing, but maybe, as he got bigger, his emotions did too.
A fic about expectation and emotions too big to hold alone.
It'll be okay (ao3) - Chibikkos_Hat
Summary: Dan didn't believe in love before a certain boy came along
Lost inside Your Dreams (ao3) - dip_the_pip
Summary: Phil's worst nightmare comes true...or does it?
Peach and Lime (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Phil doesn't do relationships. And then he meets Dan. He still doesn't do relationships, but he has a fun angst-filled night.
siren song (ao3) - lestered (clonetrobed)
Summary: He thinks of last night, teetering on the edge of the cliff, so happy with the idea of following Phil’s voice all the way down. That’d been a particularly close call, and he doesn’t even care. He just wants to hear the song again.
Supermodel (ao3) - Coffee_Lester
Summary: Phil Lester feels emotionally neglected by his boyfriend. Maybe he can find more comfort in his boyfriend's best friend, Dan Howell.
Thunder Only Happens When It's Raining (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)
Summary: Dan meets Phil at the lowest moment in his life and is immediately enchanted by him, but nobody is perfect - not even those with good intentions and a kind heart.
This is the story of two imperfect people trying to do their best, to find love and strive in life. They gravitate towards each other at every turn, sometimes dancing in harmony, other times colliding.
We Could Never (ao3) - danielshands
Summary: Dan navigates the world while also contemplating coming out.
What if There's Someone Else (ao3) - completelyuncreative2
Summary: Dan has been spending all of his free time at Phil's flat since he started university. When Dan goes out with his uni housemates, Phil can't get it out of his head that Dan might find someone better.
When Jokes Go Too Far (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: "i hate men but i want them to touch me"
- actual Dan on twitter
so this fic is based on that lmao
Without You Here (ao3) - raisedufromperdition
Summary: “I never thought losing you would be so hard,” Dan began, with a deep breath. He toyed with the strings of his grey hoodie, ignoring the stinging in his eyes.
A story which consists of Dan talking to Phil’s grave and reflecting upon their life together.
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