It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

im not a romantic trobedison shipper but if i were i do think that abed would invite them both seperately out to a date at a restaraunt so that he could do the "2 dates at once" trope again but better this time. annie'd figure it out about halfway thru and call him on it but troy would never realize. he'd just be sitting there going "huh. abed has a lot of last minute emergencies popping up tonight. probably because abed can fix anything 🥰🥰"

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

Candace Flynn,,,, the blueprint for neurotic girls with tummy issues

jeremy johnson is the perfect man because one of his date ideas was just taking candace to the car wash. so like a) he wants to hang out with her in any situation and when asked to do a chore thinks of how it would be more fun with her there and b) autism sensory stimulation tank

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

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good luck, babe!

happy lesbian day to ms edison, pls get ur shit together girl

weezer fan clothes. ouch

new contender for best community note of all time

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean