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Name's Elijah / Emile, goes by he / they, 18+ || here be insanity and dimitri alexandre blaiddyd vibing in the corner... || art side blog: @blehbetf-arts
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spring horror is good because of the symbolism of death and rebirth and storms and everything being vibrant but still cold. and summer horror is good because sweltering heat and insects and long days. and fall horror is good because halloween and death and scary movies. and winter horror is good because snow contrasting with blood and freezing temperatures and long nights. btw.
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heads up: this games charity bundle was finally approved on itch.io! it opens this friday, april 12th, and will run for a week. all proceeds will go to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.
you can check out the bundle on itch.io and follow @vgforpalestine on twitter for more updates!
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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
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a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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i think we should be allowed to spray people with lysol if they’re in the produce aisle coughing on their hands and touching the apples and onions and shit actually. Send them back to kindergarten because we need to just reeducate on Being A Decent Not Disgusting Person
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i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90
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Are you an advocate for censorship?
is this because i said not to use the r slur
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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its me bisexual chilchuck i need 500 gold coins to be able to afford to take care of my children please help me please plesae please please please please please please plesae please please plesae please lpleas help me please it's really me chilchack
oh my god anything for you bisexual chilchack. do you need the expiration date and three digits on the back too. of the gold coins
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