man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.
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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.
$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.
If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.
That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.
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every time i go out at night theres a monster
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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trying to get through the day.
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It's a check failure I swear
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i need to get myself some motivation around here
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