half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

Fragrance i use to unlock my devine feminine energy ✨💕

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

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Idiot

Protect at all costs.

I enjoy what you post. Bless

bless. i hope to keep posting until somebody physically stops me

Buy her flowers? Nah, I wana raise a garden with her.

Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

Go off

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