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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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“A map I can’t depend on is USELESS,                 I might as well burn it to ASHES.                            The answer’s buried somewhere deep.                      I gotta find the truth,                               With my OWN TWO HANDS.”       -Ready Steady Go (English Cover) by AmaLee               
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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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He’s holding a cricket up to his ear, don’t distract him.
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what's your type?
type of what
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*opens pill botttle*
*opens water bottle*
*pours some water out into my hand*
“Wait. No, that’s…no.”
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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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“I ain’t cute.”
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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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//more notes about divine possession, a bit more broad than the last one this time.
Long post.
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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
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[ dabs ]
In truth, he... Doesn’t actually know what to do in response to her. Considering he hadn’t so much as spoken to someone in less than a decade, it’s no wonder he wouldn’t really understand what to do when someone dabs at you. Momotarou does, however, understand that echoing what other people do tends to help.
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So he dabs back. In fact, he unknowingly shows her up by being too lazy to put his swords away.
He’s dabbing... but with swords.
Unification with Momotarou achieved.
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high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
❝ succ ❞
❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
❝ n - nani ?!? ❞
❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
❝ nice . >:] ❞
❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
❝ the more you know ! ❞
❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
❝ epic jojoke . ❞
❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
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❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
❝ we are number one ! ❞
❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
❝ POOTIS . ❞
❝ ECH . ❞
❝ do not presume . ❞
❝ i’m gay . ❞
❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
❝ expand dong . ❞
❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
❝ WOOMY . ❞
❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
❝ exotic butters . ❞
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
❝ ow the edge ❞
❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
❝ DOH ! ❞
❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞
❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
❝ look at this photograph ! ❞
❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞
❝ can’t touch this . ❞
❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞
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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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With the devil’s power, this RP blog is gonna leave a mark!
Heyo, the name’s Spook and I’m here RPing the Onigiri Online version of good ‘ol Oda Nobunaga. So if anyone out there would be interested in RPing with a gun-toting, candy loving child that wants to unify Japan then go ahead and give a like/reblog/follower/whatever-the-hell!
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bladedxslasher · 6 years
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“I’unno why, but I kinda feel like punchin’ a god in the face today.”
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//Divine Possession is pretty hardcore and I wish I wasn’t currently stuck in hokurikudo so I can do more than wild mass guessing BUT I wanna type out a prediction of how. bad it’d be and potentially what it’s like to be divinely possessed(tm)
I’ll reblog this to miroku (kazenokxtsune) and the rest of the onigiri main companions (historys-forgotten) bc it applies to all the mortal companions.
Also under a cut because it’ll probably get long.
Right off the back I’m going to assume that divine possession is a lot like fusing in steven universe except without the varied forms, so the more conflicting the fused’s opinions/personalities are with each other the more straight up disaster you’re gonna get with your deity. When you have such a hot stew of conflicting opinions, personalities, and mental issues as the onigiri squad you can make a safe bet that divine possession is Not Gonna Be a good experience for the majority of them.
Of course, I cannot predict how their divine personality will change for every oni with divine possession. For the most part, only one of my two heroes of onigashima, Fumiko, would really mess around with this ability, so please assume that I’m just speaking of their relationship of fusing with Fumiko.
I’m gonna start with Asura bc of course he’s the worst case scenario and I mean... this is Momotarou’s blog.
ASURA - Being as driven by justice as Asura is would ironically be part of the reason for his own downfalls at Momotarou’s hands. Not to mention the rest of Momo’s poor image of himself, the fact that Asura shares multiple arms with the monster Tiamat made Momotarou into, and. Well. Having to be fused with an Oni in order to become Asura in the first place.
While Asura is a powerful deity that ultimately just wants to keep humanity safe as a whole, there is a pretty large chance that his behavior will turn self destructive and without warning. If you think Yuri’s confession from Doki Doki Literature club you already have  pretty clear picture of just how dedicated Asura/Momotarou is to getting rid of any large scale threats, even if it includes himself.
Why would he fear himself becoming a threat? Well, it does end up having a lot to do with appearance. You see, while Asura doesn’t have a lot in common with the yo-kai version of Momotarou (which might mean the kamikui also have something like divine possession?) he does have multiple arms and some large splashes of black blood. Because of the couple of times the monster has gotten out and craved only for destruction, Momotarou’s started to associate those sort of features as bad things... not that he could be entirely blamed for that, but still.
Considering that Fumiko and Momotarou very rarely get along, possibly the same with most oni, Asura would probably have one of the rarest appearances.
SIEGFRIED - Much more tame in comparison considering that Miroku can be a people-pleaser, Siegfried seems fairly more god-like in comparison. That’s because Fumiko pushes pretty damn hard to get Siegfried to do anything concerning battle (Not as hard as she has to with Kirin, but you have to really push Miroku because he’s not really violent in any way, shape, or form). Fumiko also learned that while Siegfried seems like a cool hero on the outside, Miroku has a tendency to make Siegfried talk a little bigger than he actually is to hide his own poor self esteem.
Fortunately, Fumiko working alongside Miroku in the form of Siegfried does have positive effects on our good ol’ depressed salesman (like, for one, it’s actually sort of teaching him how to fight), though there is a new worry about what he says actually being the truth compared to whatever he’s saying just to survive to the next day.
Oh yeah, and Fumiko will probably have to make sure Miroku doesn’t end up falling super deep into his depressive mentality.
Siegfried is one of the more common possessions, but these possessions tend to be short because Miroku isn’t the most keen on the whole aspect.
VALKYRIE - Arguably the most stable possession considered that Fumiko and Yoshitsune actually get along. While Valkyrie is among the best fighter among the possessed (second likely to Asura). While she’s fiercely loyal, their combined leadership issues become a bit of a sore point to Valkyrie’s personality with a new-found tendency to nitpick. At least she’s a pretty decent leader, though.
Valkyrie will probably be the most common possession.
VENUS - Also very tame, Venus is very soft and gently like Shizuka but far less of a pushover. Her biggest issue is that she might be a little too into self sacrifice. Venus is also not too strong of a goddess and prefers to stay back from the battle.
Venus is also somewhat common, though Fumiko would rather get up close and personal in a fight.
KIRIN - Kirin is the least favorite of the possessions because she’s the least willing to pull her weight in a fight. When she does get into a fight, Kirin usually gets pretty snappy. This is Fumiko’s fault because in order to get her to do anything, Fumiko ends up losing her temper, which gets Ibaraki into a pretty cranky mood. While Kirin can hit the enemy pretty hard, Kirin does end up becoming a teary eyed mess by the end of the fight and leaves Ibaraki in tears when the two split up again.
To maintain everyone’s sanity, Kirin is the rarest possession.
Of course, in the right combination, divine possession can be a very positive experience. However, there must be a strong sense of harmony between the combined two people in order for the possession to turn out well. Of course, in the wrong hands, divine possession can be very dangerous and could potentially result in death if not split up soon enough.
I made a note about the kamikui possibly being able to partake in divine possession, but I think I’ll get to that later when I think things over a little.
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//y’know, the onigiri universe is... kind of horrifying.
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this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise
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If we’re mutuals just know that I love you dearly but I will not hold back in combat
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