we need to stop treating the weather like a boring conversation topic bc in international friend groups its funny as fuck

heidiwranglescats

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

ChatGPT can generate Magic Eye pictures!

At least according to ChatGPT.

more

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader

He cheats on you

You divorce

"The clitoris exists, as for God, I don't know..."

Seen in Ivanjica, Serbia

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.